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New Footage Shows Depp Secretly Giving Joyce The Rude Finger During Apology

19 April, 2016. 15:30 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In what appears to be one last snub of his nose to Australian quarantine laws, new footage has today revealed that Johnny Depp wasn't actually that sincere during his official apology to Australia yesterday afternoon. A photo, tweeted by the actor, at 11:30pm last night - shows his right hand performing a...

Barnaby Joyce and The Nationals host ‘outrageous’ house party at The Lodge

14 April, 2016. 15:45 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact NOW THAT MALCOLM TURNBULL HAS left the country, Barnaby Joyce and his friends from The Nationals have the keys to the kingdom - and they've thrown the biggest party at The Lodge since John Howard's infamous 17-day bender after Australia won the 1999 Cricket World Cup. Early this morning, a Tooheys Brewery...

Sydney Cop Reveals He Once Arrested Mike Baird For Shandy-Related Violence

10 April, 2016. 09:45 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Senior Constable Steve Giles is retiring today after 47 years as a New South Wales police officer. In that time, he estimates he has arrested more than 10,000 people. But one arrest stands out: Mike Baird. “It was Easter time at 1989. I was stationed in Kings Cross and we got a...

Exotic Day Spa Industry Booms With New Medicare Rebate For “Special Massages”

31 March, 2016. 10:15 BRUCE BACHETTO | Traffic | CONTACT Australia's exotic day spa industry is expected to see a boom in business heading into the new financial year, with the government's announcement that "special massages" will now be tax deductible. The federal treasurer, Scott Morrison, announced the changes last week, stating that 'Special Massage' will be included in a tax deductible health services...

Bill Shorten Crawls Through River Of Shit To Attend Press Conference

31 March, 2016. 16:45 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact OPPOSITION LEADER BILL SHORTEN revealed he had to shimmy through raw sewerage to attend a press conference this morning in Canberra. Speaking from a courtyard within Parliament House, the 48-year-old former trade unionist said the reason why he hasn't announced alternative policy or even said anything publically this year is because he needed time...

Doctors unable to determine why Warringah man still wakes up screaming

28 March, 2016. 14:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A CASE OF NIGHT TERRORS has left doctors scratching their heads after a local man still wakes up screaming at all hours of the night after six months of unsuccessful treatments. It's a case that's got the attention of medical professionals around the country. Community man Anthony Abbott has suffered from night terrors...

Staff Of Minor Party Senators Seen Cleaning Windscreens At Canberra Traffic Lights

21 March, 2016. 17:45 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact MINOR PARTY STAFFERS HAVE been observed cleaning windscreens at traffic lights around Canberra today as the possibility of a double dissolution election becomes greater. Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has announced he will bring the budget forward a few days, sparking wild rumours that a double dissolution election is almost certain to take...

“If You Can’t Fight On Rum, You Can’t Fight” Says Deputy Prime Minister

  CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Only a few months after taking part in an alleged "pub brawl" in the Lyceum hotel in Longreach, Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has declared that anyone who drinks dark rum and doesn't fight, can't fight. On the tenth of May, Mr Joyce refuted claims that he had been “run out of town” – despite the...

Clive Palmer’s aides have lost him inside IKEA

15 March, 2016. 13:45 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact THE LOGAN IKEA SUPERSTORE is in lockdown after federal politician Clive Palmer wandered off from his minders, sparking a desperate search by workers and his own staff. Police and emergency crews have arrived and ushered shoppers out while they began cordoning off the area. Palmer's staff are concerned he may encounter a member while...

Johnny Depp endorses Tony Windsor for New England

10 March, 2016. 13:04 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact AMERICAN ACTOR JOHNNY DEPP announced today that he plans to back Tony Windsor's return to politics and his journey to defeat Barnaby Joyce in this year's federal election. Speaking from his California home, the 52-year-old said he wishes Windsor the best of luck and he's behind him all the way to Canberra. "You...

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