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Naarm Settler Hopes NDIS Royal Commission Can Explain Why ADHD Isn’t Treated The Same As Quadriplegia

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Royal Commission into Violence, Abuse, Neglect and Exploitation of People with Disability will hand its final report and recommendations to the Australian governor general today. As ABC Four Corners highlighted on Monday night, the National Disability Insurance Scheme (NDIS) has been thrown to the wolves by successive governments who wanted it to fail. High rates of violence and harm...

“Wait So We’re Supposed To Support The Black One??” Says Sky News Redneck Overwhelmed By Jacintas

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Jacinta Allan has been sworn in as Victoria's 49th premier after being elected unopposed by the Labor caucus yesterday afternoon. Allan, the previous deputy premier, was chosen by a vote of her colleagues following the sudden resignation of Daniel Andrews. The Deputy Premier role has since been filled by Public Transport Minister Ben Carroll, which is a name you'll...

Victorian Liberals Remain Just As Unelectable In Their New Political Battle Against An Empty Chair

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews has resigned from his role as state leader during snap press conference this afternoon. Andrews will officially stand down as both Premier and the Member for Mulgrave at 5pm on Wednesday - after 'making his mind up' over the last few days. However, in bad news for the Herald Sun-reading lockdown-brain nutcases that were hoping to...

RnB Sensation Jacinta Price Still Yet To See Any Red Chairs After Dominating The Voice For 6 Months

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It seems that the Liberal Party's leading figure in their campaign against an Indigenous Voice To Parliament may actually think she's a contestant on a reality TV talent show. After 6 months of spectacular performances for TV cameras, Jacinta Price is certainly 'winning the voice' - with a magnetic presence that Australia's commercial news networks just can't seem to...

No Campaign Deny Accusations Of Spreading Referendum Misinformation, Did The Jews Put You Up To This?

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The No Campaign has made it clear this week that their aim is to spread nothing but honest and truthful messages about the upcoming Indigenous Voice referendum, which they say has been proposed by Jewish-backed Aboriginal billionaire elites and will cost $900 trillion dollars and turn all of our kids trans. Leading figures from the No Campaign have wholeheartedly...

Bureau of Meteorology Says Property Developers Are About To Learn Why They’ve Been Warning Them Against Building These Fucking Windless Black And Grey Hell Scapes On The Low-Lying Outskirts...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With a premature Spring heatwave already making it's mark in late September, Australia's working class are set to experience the potentially fatal repercussions caused by a combination of political inaction on both housing policy and climate change this summer. This follows yesterday's announcement from The Bureau of Meteorology, who have formally declared an El Niño weather event, meaning one...

Political Party Behind The Copper Wire NBN And 2016 Census Meltdown Wants To Build Nuclear Reactors

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the nation hits 30 degrees before 10am in the hottest September on record, the Federal Opposition is once again banging on on about nuclear power as our most reliable energy option moving forward. It is not yet known if they honestly believe this, or if they are just throwing around distractions aimed at stalling a transition to other...

Mentioning The Word ‘Treaty’ Sees Warren Mundine Removed From No Campaign Like An Opponent Of Stalin

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT And just like that, Warren Mundine has vanished from any of the Liberal Party's campaign material and media appearances in the lead up to the Indigenous Voice referendum. This comes as Warren Mundine, one of the leading media figures who opposes the upcoming Indigenous Voice Referendum, has slipped up and revealed some personal views that don’t sit that well...

Nation Shocked The Same Old Men Who Thought Gays Should Stay The Fuck Away From Marriage Also Think Indigenous People Should Stay The Fuck Away From Parliament

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In case you haven’t been across the news lately, Australia’s media pundits and political commentators are mortified by the Albanese Government’s decision to hold a national referendum over whether or not we should include Aboriginal people in the constitution. There is also a great deal of skepticism surrounding the idea of providing Aboriginal community leaders with a platform to...

Man Arguing About The Voice With Strangers On The Internet At No Point Considers Reading The Piece Of Text He’s Arguing Over

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man who has spent many a night curled up in his Betoota Heights beanbag arguing with people about the Indigenous Voice to Parliament has admitted to The Advocate he hasn't even read the piece of text he's arguing over. Small businessman Rollie O'Hara made the admission this today after telling our reporter that...

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