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People are going apeshit for Jarryd Hayne around the world

24 August, 2015. 15:05 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact PEOPLE AROUND THE world are going batshit crazy for Jarryd Hayne today after he made three great punt returns in a game against the Dallas Cowboys yesterday. From Minto to Maine, the Hayne Plane has captivated the world with his journey from one of the greatest rugby league players of all time...

Pete Evans Praised By Mainstream Media Skeptics For His Daring New Asbestos Broth Recipe

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Channel 9 is under fire tonight for once again giving air time to yet another clearly unwell subject. This follows last week's interview with NRL star Josh Reynold's con artists ex-girlfriend, which was backed up tonight with a lenghty interview with former celebrity chef Pete Evans - who is now veering into the QAnon world of anti-5G...

Local girl’s entire meal ruined by flat phone battery

23 August, 2015. 13:55 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Tuesday brunch was ruined today for a prominent Melbourne food blogger after her mobile phone ran out of battery. Blogger Katie Kingswood-Kelly says she was left devastated by the tragedy, which can only serve as a lesson to others in her profession. "My double-braised venison salad tasted like ash. I'm beside myself," said the...

David Leyonhjelm enjoyed a cigarette in the Senate this afternoon

21 August, 2015. 15:07 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact AUSTRALIA'S FIRST OPENLY libertarian politician smoked a cigarette in parliament today, stating that he should be able to do so. Senator David Leyonhjelm says the laws that prohibit smoking in public buildings are just another example of how frivolous government legislation is keeping the people in shackles. "There shouldn't be a law that...

Betoota Advocate on ASIO watch-list after controversial radio broadcast

In an interesting turn of events, the Betoota Advocate would like to announce today that both our editors Errol Parker and Clancy Overell have been informed by the Australian Security Intelligence Organisation that they are currently being "watched" after a controversial radio broadcast this morning. Not even two weeks since they joined the ranks at conservative talkback radio station, 2GB. The broadcast,...

Queensland almond milk producer under fire for “battery almonds”

21 August, 2015. 12:01 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A factory farm housing more than 8,000 almond battery trees will be built in near Ipswich, west of Brisbane. Under the controversial plans, Australia's largest ever almond plantation will be grown in industrial-scale sheds with little access to pasture or sunshine. The trees will be milked around the clock to produce 430,000 dairy-free coffees...

Australian Men Are Absolute Grubs, Says Ashley Madison Hacker

20 August, 2015. 10:10 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Australian men are pigs. That's according to a member of the infamous hacker network responsible for exposing the personal details of members of online extramarital affair service, Ashley Madison. The high-ranking champion of moral conduct, who goes by the alias of TruthMaster666, has spoken out today about the resounding statistics found in their recent...

New Season Of Farmer Wants A Wife To Showcase Sleepless Nights And Crippling Drought

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Following a disappointing hit out for 2019, Channel 9's smash reality dating show Farmer Wants A Wife have revealed more juicy details about the upcoming series next year. This week on the podcast we spoke to playwright Tommy Murphy about his new play focused on the...

Parramatta Eels still have a chance of making finals, says Stephen Hawking

19 August, 2015. 11:16 NRL SPECIAL REPORT | Contact | At the request of Parramatta coach Brad Arthur, theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking has successfully proven that the Eels can still mathematically make the NRL finals. “I was staring at the ladder during the week, crying, when all of a sudden I saw something in the numbers” said Arthur. “So I gave the boys the day...

Royal Commissioner Dyson Heydon To Be Replaced By Dyson Airblade™

18 August, 2015. 11:10 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Prime Minister Abbott has announced a "hygienic compromise" today after Labor's insistence that Royal Commissioner Dyson Heydon should resign or be dismissed from the inquiry into trade unions, following the revelation that he had booked to speak at a fundraiser in support of the NSW Liberal Party. The Federal Government has made...

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