Bloke Hobbling Into Pub Wearing Moon Boot In February Must Really Know How To Party
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A local ‘Sesh Lord’ is turning heads this afternoon, hobbling into the front bar of a popular South Betoota establishment just in time for happy hour.
Sporting a tangled mullet and ripped pair of skinny denim jeans, part time bricklayer and well-known cannabis dealer Ayden Edwards (24), is believed to be sporting the outcomes of a recent...
‘Undercover Boss’ Remake Cancelled After Nation’s CEOs Refuse To Experience Frontline Work
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Fans of early ‘10s TV have a whole new reason to be depressed this week as the reboot of ‘Undercover Boss’ was cancelled after no CEOs were willing to experience frontline work.
Described by journalist Alex McLevy as “class warfare in everything but name” and “the most blatant propaganda on television,” Undercover Boss featured real CEOs undertaking the frontline...
Did You Know: The Gold Coast Has Had A Team Playing In The AFL For 11 Years
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Fun fact of the day time!
The Gold Coast has actually had a professional Australian Rules Football team for over a decade!
And they even play in the country's main league, the AFL!
Crazy right.
They even had a guy called Gary Abblett play there. Who is a big deal for AFL fans.
Their team is called...
PM Hospitalised With Exhaustion After Completing A Full Day Of Work Lobbying For The Church
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison has been rushed to hospital after experiencing what has been described as ‘extreme exhaustion.’
The medical emergency occurred after he was forced to do a full day's work.
It's been alleged the shandy he had may have also played a significant roll in the collapse.
Into the wee hours of last night, a marathon...
Jenny Informs Scotty That He Probably Doesn’t Want Her To Translate All Of This
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The nation's federal Empathy Consultant Jenny Morrison has today told the Prime Minister that he probably doesn't want to hear what she's got for him today.
The comments from the wife of Scott Morrison come after an explosive and powerful address by Grace Tame and Brittany Higgins at the National Press Club this afternoon.
Scott Morrison said he...
Man Who Had To Go On Reality Show To Find A Partner Claims He’s Slept With 350 Women
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The ratings monster that is Married At First Sight is back on TV screens, and for lovers of reality television, it is living up to the hype again this year.
Causing exhales, gasps, and sighs, MAFS has once again followed the formula of pairing up a small number of couples who actually seem compatible and watching them wade...
Every Single NRL Club Confirms The Boys Are Looking Real Good At Pre-Season Training
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In some good news for fans of the greatest game of all, it can be revealed that every single NRL club is humming right now.
That's right, things are looking great no matter what team you support, bandwagon, or half-heartedly follow because your old man is a die-hard.
This comes after a gritty pre-season, where all the boys...
Federal Government Scrap ICAC Bill After Seeing How Easily People Can Get Hold Of Their Text Messages
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The government has confirmed today that it will abandon an election promise to establish a commonwealth integrity commission, citing concerns around how devastating the consequences might be.
Attorney general Michaelia Cash indicated today that there would not be enough time, or will, to legislate before voters return to the polls.
Speaking to The Advocate a short time...
Cricket Australia Drops Off A Carton At Barnaby’s Office As A Thank You For Distracting Media
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The national cricketing body has today raised eyebrows, by making sure to sort out a case of grog for the Deputy Prime Minister of Australia.
Facing a Public Relations nightmare for their handling of contract negotiations with outgoing coach Justin Langer, Cricket Australia has reportedly spent the morning organising 24 Blue Deaths for Barnaby Joyce.
The strange gift...
Aged Care Minister Colbeck Tells Senate To Relax, All Those Oldies Had A Good Innings Anyway
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
Richard Colbeck has today told the nation to just calm down a little bit.
Facing calls for his resignation, the Federal Aged Care Services Minister told The Advocate today that he can't really understand what all this fuss is about.
"What's everyone screaming blue murder for," said Colbeck in regards to the surge of spicy cough related deaths...
