Breaking News

Parramatta Eels still have a chance of making finals, says Stephen Hawking

19 August, 2015. 11:16 NRL SPECIAL REPORT | Contact | At the request of Parramatta coach Brad Arthur, theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking has successfully proven that the Eels can still mathematically make the NRL finals. “I was staring at the ladder during the week, crying, when all of a sudden I saw something in the numbers” said Arthur. “So I gave the boys the day...

Royal Commissioner Dyson Heydon To Be Replaced By Dyson Airblade™

18 August, 2015. 11:10 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Prime Minister Abbott has announced a "hygienic compromise" today after Labor's insistence that Royal Commissioner Dyson Heydon should resign or be dismissed from the inquiry into trade unions, following the revelation that he had booked to speak at a fundraiser in support of the NSW Liberal Party. The Federal Government has made...

Abbott Pressures ABC To Replace Q&A With WWE Monday Night Raw

17 August, 2015. 11:10 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Prime Minister Tony Abbott has revealed today that the Coalition has spent "hours working with the public broadcasters" -  in an effort to find a suitable replacement to the ABC's controversial Q&A program. "Q&A is safe for now, but we are looking towards either a vast change to format, or a completely...

Government says waterboarding at Nauru sounds like ‘something cool teenagers do on holiday’

16 August, 2015. 13:01 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A spokesman for Immigration Minister Peter Dutton says claims that asylum seekers at Nauru detention centre were water-boarded were "down right incorrect" and "false". The government has explained that the guard at the centre of the waterboarding allegations got his aquatic-boardsport terminology mixed up. In a report published by the Abbott Government earlier...

Leading sports psychologist explains why Kyrgios sucks

14 August, 2015. 10:06 IMRAN GASHKORI | Sports | Contact In the wake of a controversial win-by-default against Stan Wawrinka at the Montreal Masters, leading sports psychologists have confirmed that Australian tennis star Nick Kyrgios is plagued by the fact he is not a good bloke. Esteemed author and researcher, Dr Len Powell says that he believes the 20-year-old has more issues...

Australian television is more entertaining when thrown off roof

12 August, 2015. 15:35 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact IT'S ONE OF Australia's most favourite pass times. And in light of Channel 7's decision to axe the groundbreaking reality TV series Restaurant Revolution for Cats That Make You Laugh Out Loud, it's becoming more popular than ever. Destruction by gravity has been a cornerstone in Australian entertainment for generations and people around...

Tony Abbott’s Gay Friends Understand That This Wasn’t Directed At Them

12 August, 2015. 11:10 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact After nearly six hours of debate yesterday, the Coalition party room voted not to allow a conscience vote, instead binding MPs to support traditional marriage. However, it appears Prime Minister Abbott is concerned he may have put a few lifelong friends off-side with the decision, and has spent the last twelve hours...

Matt Toomua Stood Down From Wallabies Pending Investigation Into Haircut

11 August, 2015. 11:30 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Despite a thrilling 27-19 win against New Zealand in Sydney on Saturday night, The Qantas Wallabies have today announced that an integral playmaker has been stood down from all duties pending an investigation into what has been described as a "horrific above the shoulders offence". In front of 73 824 fans, Wallabies veteran...

BREAKING: Shane Watson to replace Steven Smith at 3

8 August, 2015. 13:06 IMRAN GASHKORI | Sports | Contact AUSTRALIAN selectors have shocked the sporting world today by announcing that Shane Watson is set to replace the out-of-form Steven Smith for the next Ashes test at The Oval in London. Only a month ago, Watson was dumped from the team after his 36-month-long form slump was finally too much for Coach...

Is Malcolm Turnbull the only MP who can afford the Speaker lifestyle?

6 August, 2015. 11:59 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact HE'S THE ONLY Member of Parliament to make the BRW Rich List. With an estimated net worth of around AU$200 million, Communications Minister Malcolm Turnbull may be forced into a political role he never wanted. The harsh reality that Mr Turnbull is facing right now is that he's the only representative who can afford...

Social

720,644FansLike
533,697FollowersFollow
52,843FollowersFollow

Breaking News