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Online Political Commentator Starting To Really Feel Himself Judging By New Shirtless Videos

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An opinionated Facebook user has stumbled across some sort of social media fame today, after posting an aggressive video rant on his timeline about some mundane thing that resonates with other people. The video, which is titled: “Something that’s really been pissing me off lately” – has been liked by over 2000 people, some who don’t even know...

Hangover Hurting Enough To Warrant The Use Of Outdoor Furniture In Shower

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local resident's hangover is so bad that the only option available for life to continue is to place a garden chair in the shower and turn it on full blast. It is believed, that when combined with suburban thai food and gatorade, a 'chair-shower' is an acceptable last resort for people who have drunk so much booze...

Pauline Promises Voters She’ll Make Sure No One Calls Them Dumb Ever Again

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Senator Pauline Hanson has drawn roars of support from a crowd of imminent One Nation voters, in some town that Bill Shorten and Annastacia Palaszczuk has never heard of, today. Standing on a podium with an 5 x 5 metre Australian flag draped behind her, Hanson assured the crowd that, aside from the random influx of political donations she has...

Unattended Country Road Bag At House Party Definitely Has A Few Cruisers Stashed In It

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An unattended Country Road tote bag sitting in an empty room at a house party is most likely full of warm but delicious vodka cruisers, it has been confirmed. It is believed that the carry bag, notorious within private school girl circles, also probably has a phone charger and some expensive beauty products in it, making it a...

Brisbane Man Showing Human Emotion In Sydney Pub At Risk Of Having Venue Shut Down

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After recently relocating to Sydney for work, Brisbane bloke Tom Coffey (26) doesn't realise how uncomfortable the heavily legislated Southerners feel when exposed to his genuinely emotive personality. In a city that feels like it is completely acceptable to tell pubs and bars what types of drinks they can serve, with what mixers, between what hours, in what suburbs...

Man Criticised For Being ‘Whipped’ After Reigning In Alcoholism And Having Regular Sex

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former grogmonster, Spero Gardiner (28) is now an indoor cat, according to his mates. After years of setting the tone when it came to social activities within his friendship circle, Spero now has landed himself a lovely girlfriend, and is really enjoying his new life of Friday night hummus and Sunday arvo bush walks. His mates say that while...

Waleed Aly Refers To Admin Assistants As A Despicably Uncouth Basket Of Deplorables

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Gold Logie winner and sparkling water socialist, Waleed Aly has defended his remark on Monday night's The Project, on that has infuriated administration assistants across the nation.   During a discussion as to why Australian voters were steering away from the major parties, Aly declared that "administration assistants were 100% to blame" "Untrained white collar employees are the reason this is...

Tamworth Man In Double Bay Orders Ham And Pineapple Pizza Without Flinching

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT While successfully being able to pretend he isn't from the country most of the time, one Tamworth man has exposed himself after ordering a 'ham & pineapple' pizza at a high-end Sydney Italian diner. Bill Goucher (30) was making good ground on his blind date with a friend of a friend, before he ordered the iconic regional Australian...

Tony Abbott Having A Bit Of Trouble Selling This Whole Proud To Be Catholic Thing

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT While the current political climate of preference deals with One Nation and backbencher hostage scenarios might seem like a good time for Liberal MP Tony Abbott to reappear in the public eye, it is believed that he will remain out of sight until everyone stops talking about how his Church molested 1880 kids in his lifetime. As the...

Flume Gives Shout Out To The Forestville Ferrets During Grammy Acceptance Speech

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australian DJ and music producer Harley Streten, best known as Flume, has won a Grammy Award for Best Dance/Electronic Album at the 59th annual Grammy awards overnight. A stunned Streten said the win was "insane", but added on stage he was proud to be at America's top music awards ceremony, representing both Australian music and his hometown junior...

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