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Girlfriend’s Workmates Not As Fun As She Sold Them To Be

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Even though she has explicitly admitted to the fact that the workmates she socialises with are not good company outside of work, it looks like Friday night is booked out by some sort of shit staff event that your girlfriend insists will be good. A recent report by the Australian Unions has found that a majority of the surveyed...

Bachelorette Recap: Stafford Brothers-Lookalike Gets Mercilessly Friend-Zoned

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Well the 4th episode started off just as uncomfortably as the show can get, with Osher Gunsberg arriving to the Jock Mansion with a series of tasks that most jocks would delight in - proving their masculinity through physical exercise. After challenge each other to a plank-off, the toxic masculinity that has so-far laid as latent as possible is...

Local Hunk Woos Women On Tinder With Three Different Motorbike Photos

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local man has this week had to come to terms with the fact that women, for the most part, probably aren't interesting in his motorbike or moto-racing accessories, when it comes to looking for men on dating apps. With his mates trying to steer him towards just using a photo of him having a coffee with friends, or...

Local Girl Seeks New Friendship Circle After Realising She’s Currently ‘The Miranda’

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Part of entering adulthood is realising you might not necessarily be who you think you are. This day came early for 19 year old Lucy Marchetti, who today realised that out of her group of friends, she is definitely ‘The Miranda.’ “This is just typical! Just because I care about my career and tell it how it is...

Tassie Protestor Says Abbott Was Lucky He Didn’t Get Him With His Other Head As Well

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Tasmanian police will investigate Tony Abbott's claim that he was headbutted by a Tasmanian in Hobart on Thursday after the former Oxford university boxer, turned former prime minister lodged a formal complaint. However, Mr Abbott only made his complaint to police when they phoned him after learning of the incident via media interviews when he's slow-paced media brain realised he might be...

ABS Warns Yes Votes Don’t Count Unless They’re Instagramed With Caption And Emojis

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Sending off your same-sex marriage survey response without instagraming yourself filling it in, or placing the envelope into the post box may render the vote ineligible, the Australian Bureau of Statistics has confirmed. As Australia takes part in a voluntary postal survey on the issue of same-sex marriage. The Australian Bureau of Statistics (ABS) who are hosting the survey...

Report: Weekend’s Damage To Bank Account Only A Reality If You Check It

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After a big hit-out over the weekend, local Betoota event planner, Casey Lee (24) has finally stopped putting of the inevitable, and checked her bank account. "The only thing worse than checking the actual amount in my bank account is pretending nothing is wrong and having my card decline at woolies" she said. "Not looking at it might get...

Osher Escorted Off Set Of Bachelor After Literally Cutting The Tension With A Knife

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Uh OH! Matty has dumped Australia’s favourite #BACHELORAU contestant Tara, only to be met with a flood of angry tweets from people who are actually emotionally invested in which Gold Coast-based Instagram model this robot decides to spend the next 6 months with, This means there's two left. Elise and Laura. Who's it gonna be? huh? Laura Byrne has been...

Report: Walking Into Someone’s Photo Is Fine As Long As You Half-Heartedly Duck

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report by the Australian Institute For Tourism Photography has found that the obviously unavoidable occurrence of walking in between a photographer and their subject is 100% okay, as long as you acknowledge what you are doing by half-heartedly ducking. Accidentally walking into photos has been an issue plaguing tourists and residents of tourist areas for many years,...

New LinkedIn Photo Bringing In Shitloads Of Work

BERT MALLEY | Local | CONTACT Looking perky in a popped-button business shirt and blue blazer, in front of a plain white background, financial relationship manager Ron Frankham has reported an uptick in interest thanks to a change in his social media profile. “My old photo was the same as my Facebook one,” he said, “and it was a bit lo-res, to be honest. But...

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