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JAMIE HOTTAKE | Outrage | CONTACT Haha.. So Mexico has been kinda fun. For those who don't read much of my stuff, yeah, I've currently spent the last few weeks doing Mexico. Bit of backpacking, bitta hostel living, bitta glamping. But yeah, still get a couple hours to sit down with the laptop from time to time, and yeah, these guys are still paying me. So...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scott Morrison has today welcomed the resignation of the ABC board chairman Justin Milne, and has finally commented on who should replace the recently sacked director, Michelle Guthries. "I think it's fair to say that the ABC is at-risk of becoming an inner-city leftie echo chamber" Morrison says that by hiring an ex-Murdoch executive as the ABC's managing...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As far as Former Prime Minister Uncle Tony is concerned, Sydney Rooster superstar Latrell Mitchell is basically his own mob. This revelation comes as the Member For Warringah is forced to pick a side ahead of this weekend's NRL Grand Final, after his beloved South Sydney Rabbitohs were knocked out in last Saturday's preliminary final. Uncle Tony X says while...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Running Over Emus And Laughing Party has today increased its two-party-preferred vote by 2% in the latest Newspoll, shooting past Labor’s previous election-winning lead in the wake of the Liberal leadership spill. The party, lead by a 20-year-old man who deliberately ran down emus in his ute on a country road near the South Australian border last...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact "Argh," he sighed. "Is it that time of year already?" In a stunning display of localised indulgent self-loathing, a mildly popular bicycle mechanic took to social media this morning to declare war on Christmas. Jackson Scullion-Pearson's casus belli is that unless people hadn't realised yet, it was 2018 and the notion of Christmas in the country has since...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A blazing pile of rubbish has today increased its two-party-preferred vote by 2% in the latest Newspoll, shooting past Labor’s previous election-winning lead in the wake of the Liberal leadership spill. It is not yet known why the stinky, smokey pile of burning trash is even being considered as a Prime Minster, while emergency workers unsuccessfully attempt to...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Up to 300 people a day are expected to use Australia's first medically supervised drug fruit injecting room when it opens in the coming days, in an attempt to minimise harm to the community in response to the ongoing fruit tampering crisis. More than 100 reports of tampered fruit are being investigated by police across the country, many...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After a week on remand in Silverwater, Former Prime Minister Uncle Tony X has today finally made bail, after strings were pulled in the South Sydney Rabbitohs headquarters. Last weekend, the prominent Northern Beaches elder was thrown in gaol after failing to get a taxi home after the South Sydney Rabbitohs historic win against the St George Illawarra Dragons. However,...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In some breaking news out of the town's Old City District, Kelvin Brooks has managed to avert a major situation this afternoon. The engineer was enjoying a couple of Friday afternoon drinks with some mates down at a local pub today when he felt a prick in his mouth. Letting out a sharp breath, Brooks felt a strong pain...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As Melbourne, and a bit of Western Australia, find themselves entranced in the pointy end of the 2018 AFL season - the hysterical white noise of the game's heartbreaks and Cinderella stories have filled all the gaps usually found in a slow news week. While most of the Southerners are relishing in the chance to read about nothing...