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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After 29 civilians were murdered in cold blood in two different shootings across America yesterday, Australians are now posing the question to Pauline Hanson and her cronies if these kinds of senseless gun murders are what they were hoping to achieve by meeting with the NRA and asking them to help them erode democracy in our country by...

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Research teams at the CSIRO are finalising a report that could provide strong evidence of cannabis being positively used to increase imaginative ability and outside of the box thinking. The five-year research piece has already generated a lot of attention after providing a study group of 90 regular cannabis smokers with money just for punching a couple of cones. One...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The recently-povo Former Deputy Prime Minister, Barnaby Joyce has today played it cool after nearly being caught out doing Uber runs on the side in his $95,000 taxpayer-funded luxury Toyota Landcruiser. This follows a tumultuous few days for the Member Of New England, who has found himself in the humiliating predicament of being humiliated by the least qualified Federal...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The recently-povo former Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has today held strong on his thin household budget, by somehow getting away with only spending $20 on a night out with his mates at the New England Hotel in Armidale. This comes days after Mr Joyce made it publicly clear that he has been forced to turn the heater off...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The recently-povo former Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has been spotted rolling down Peel Street in Tamworth with a new range of rip off RM moleskins and poly-blend button ups. Due to having a Catholic amount of kids on the measly base salary of $211k plus benefits, the Member For New England is now unable to shop at his...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The former Deputy Prime Minister's financial hardship was on display for all of his electorate this morning, after the young father was spotted waiting outside the Services NSW office in Tamworth this morning - with a trolley full of cans and bottles. Joyce, who yesterday declared he was struggling to get by on his parliamentary wage, is on a...

TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact A local man has shocked his more cultured colleagues today by telling them that Bob Dylan is his favourite musician. Garry Park (27) revealed this unlikely truth after a group of them were discussing music over a couple of beers. Reports from the scene paint a pretty clear picture of the event, witnesses say that the colleagues all turned...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local softcore pornography content creator, Pammy Broakley (27) has today had to endure the most humiliating moment of her young adult life. That is, visiting a career guidance counsellor to toy up her options as an unskilled worker in the current Australian economy. This comes as Instagram users in Australia are now no longer able to see how many “likes”...

MATILDA MARTIN | Local News | CONTACT A Melbourne woman is recovering from the harrowing experience of getting stuck in the city’s infamous "coffee dead zone" -- the chunk of time in the afternoon between three and five pm. “I’ve heard of it happening to other people before. I just never thought I’d be one of them,” Catherine Elliott, 28, told The Advocate. How did she find herself...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A senior couple from Betoota's Flight Path District who wholeheartedly backed Scott Morrison in the 2019 federal election have today learnt that they might have completely misunderstood the concept of dividend imputation. Roy and Sheryl Gardner (both 76) say that after reading the Courier Mail for the entire election campaign, they were led to believe that Labor was going...