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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT On Tuesday Prime minister Scotty From Market announced at least $2bn for bushfire recovery, as the government steps away from its pledge to deliver a budget surplus amid the ongoing crisis. After months of Federal inaction, many feel the help is well overdue after thousands of homes were lost and entire towns have been evacuated by the Navy...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Far-right Liberal Senator James Paterson has today diagnosed himself with a rare form of chronic pain ranging from mild to debilitatingly ouchie. This comes has Iran claims responsibility for more than a dozen ballistic missiles that were fired at two Iraqi military bases hosting US troops, the Pentagon confirmed. The missiles targeted the Ain al-Assad base in Anbar province...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report by the two Islander mates in the friendship circle has found that stories their white mates have been telling about corporal punishment are rather lightweight. It is not yet known if Korbyn (24) and Jordan (25) are now exaggerating their stories to rattle the palagis - but one thing that is for certain is that...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A new year brings with it optimism and a chance for a fresh start. What it also brings is months of frustration for the date writing people of Australia who, time after time, write the year as 2019, instead of 2020.  Only a few days into the new year and Damo Ashfield (49) has already made the mistake 6...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scott Morrison has today braved the smoke of Canberra to announce that the Federal Government will establish a new agency aimed at doing all the stuff he should have been orchestrating before his decision to go on a resort holiday to Hawaii in the peak of the NSW bushfire season. After being unable to continue pointing...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some bad news for the bushfire ravaged country of Australia, authorities are predicting that things are set to get even worse over the coming weeks. With the nation desperate for a reprieve from the awful bushfires, emergency services chiefs have today warned that they are bracing for a critical shortage of Test cricket. That announcement comes as the...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The arguably made-up anti-hazard-reduction policies of the Australian Greens are this week being blamed for the fact that Western Sydney experienced the hottest day ever on record over the weekend. Temperatures across Australia's south east have soared over the weekend as parts of NSW came close to 50 degrees. Penrith, in Sydney's west, hit a record-breaking 48.9 degrees...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It seems rats are know chewing in the ranks, as Prime Minister Morrison continues his death spiral towards being forced into a Mike-Baird-style 'personal reasons' resignation and a lifetime of lobbying Liberal Party policy on behalf of the Pentecostal Christians. While Scotty From Marketing is far too egotistical to simply pull the pin himself, his far-right orchestrator is...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Sky News and the Murdoch newspapers are today reporting that Scott Morrison was forced to abandon a meet-and-greet in a bushfire-ravaged NSW town after being overcome by extremely excited and thankful residents. The prime minister on Thursday visited the Bega Valley township of Cobargo, which was engulfed by flames on Tuesday morning. Three people died and many others lost homes,...

FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT A critical part of the Aussie caravan park experience is about to get a whole lot more personal with the recent release of newly-developed toilet paper that is so thin it can’t even be seen with the naked eye. Lani Miller, owner of the optimistically-named Betoota Holiday Resort has spent the last 8 years travelling the globe with...