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Thousands Of Disengaged Adult Sons Rush To Buy Dad The Betoota Book For Christmas

21 September, 2016 15:35 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With over 60,000 units of The Betoota Advocate's new book sold in just 48 hours, the race is on for thousands of disengaged adult sons across the nation to secure their copy of a book that has just enough swearing in it to make Dad laugh no matter what. The Betoota Advocate's first ever venture into...

ARU Selectors Spotted West Of The Kings School In Parramatta For First Time Since 1996

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Regional media across the country can today confirm that ARU selectors have been spotted outside of the affluent metropolitan suburbs of Brisbane and Sydney for the first time since 1996. Mudgee newsagent, Ken, says he was puzzled when he saw two athletic looking cityfolk dressed in Wallabies merchandise at his son's football match over the weekend. "I...

Staff Drinks Ruined By Hipster Intern’s Revolting Craft Beer Selection

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After just 35 minutes in the pub, every person sitting at the table reserved for Out-Bush magazine's quarterly staff drinks have decided to pack in. With what looked to be an endless bar tab and a good crowd solid drinkers and - Managing Director, Ben Bridle, can't understand what went wrong. "I'd been down the street buying a pack...

Pack of feral pigs descend upon local Sizzler

25 August, 2016. 13:02 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact CHAOS REIGNED AS THREE wild beasts burst through the door of their local Sizzler restaurant in Brisbane's north this afternoon, wanting nothing more than to loosen their belts and get full. Leaving no stone unturned, the trio meticulously pillaged each buffet in a systematic, yet utterly gluttonous act of greed. Early estimates...

Daily Telegraph To Introduce Colour-In Front Pages

25 August, 2016. 10:23 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact FROM EARLY NEXT YEAR, Sydney's Daily Telegraph will begin to roll out colour-in front pages in a bid to increase its circulation 'now and into the future'. A News Corp spokesman made the announcement today in light of many of the paper's competitors releasing statements in recent months that outline their plans to...

Young Liberal Staffer Spends $14k Of Charity Funds On Off-The-Rack Tarocash Suits

24 August, 2016. 14:20 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A young Liberal who is managing Christine Forster's campaign to become Sydney's next Lord Mayor had to repay almost $14,000 to his former charity employer after it was discovered he had blown the money on personal expenses through the organisation's credit card. Mitchell Price, who is also a senior adviser to Coogee MP...

Cool mum learns how to Harambe shitpost

24 August, 2016. 11:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact SHE'S NEW TO THE WORLD of social media, but Wanda DeFoe is an old hand at shitposting. The 61-year-old follows her children on Instagram and sometimes they accidently send her something on Snapchat they probably shouldn't have. When they were in school, her children didn't have to ask her to pull up...

Premier Mike Baird Describes Sam Neill As A Blashphemous Hippy Who Believes In Dinosaurs

19 August, 2016. 09:40 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Three days after Hollywood superstar Sam Neill slammed the NSW government’s “deeply regrettable” decisions to impose nightlife lock-out laws, Premier Mike Baird has responded with a vitriolic attack on the Jurassic Park actor's "moral fibre". Speaking to NOVA radio in Sydney this morning, Baird fired back at Neill's claims. "I think it's very rich...

Victorian Premier Hums Cypress Hill While Inspecting First Crop Of Legal Cannabis

16 August, 2016. 17:40 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews has been videotaped humming along Cypress Hill's 'Hits From The Bong' while inspecting the first crop of medicinal cannabis in a secret facility. The footage, which is the first time Premier Andrews has been 'officially' filmed alongside hydroponic kush since the 1970s, comes as the state’s first chair of...

Sydney Girl Still Wearing City2Surf Bib At Work In Case Coworkers Didn’t Know How Fit She Is

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Sydney woman, Clover O'Farrell (42), is still wearing her Sun-Herald City2Surf bib despite the fact that she crossed the finish line over 24 hours ago. The City2Surf is a popular road running event held annually in Sydney, Australia covering a 14 kilometres course. The event is a presented as a fundraiser for charity as well as a...

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