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CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT First Azzurri took out the Euros, but no one saw this Olympics medal haul on the horizon for Italy as well. A prominent car detailer from Betoota's Flight Path District, Freddie Amarosi (28) was already unbearable a month ago. That was before he even got to see the motherland's unexpected medal streak at the 2020 Tokyo Olympics. However, after last...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local mum, Amanda Beams has never once before mentioned that she was such an avid gymnastics fan. A discovery her teenage children made this afternoon while she sat on the couch in a weird, distracted mood and watched replays of every single event, from the horizontal bars, to the rope climbing. "It's fucking weird," says teenage son, Tim (17) who...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the state ventures into their 6th weekend in lockdown, there have been 163 new locally acquired new cases reported in New South Wales, a new daily record. Of those, 66 were household contacts and 45 were infectious in the community. These chilling numbers have seen NSW Health Minister Brad Hazzard make the interesting that "Unfortunately cases continue to rise.". But that wasn't...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT POO IN MY PANTS BAHAHA! Scotty From Marketing has descended to new lows in an effort to distract the news cycle from the fact that the two biggest cities in Australia are currently in lockdown. More than two years after they asked him to be on their radio show, the PM has finally appeared on the Kyle and Jackie...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Betoota Hills resident, Eden Monaro (31) is just your average middle management swing voter. She's not exactly the most politically-charged citizen, in fact she's actually the perfect dinner party guest. She's far more interested in talking about her family, friends and work - rather then engaging in whatever culture wars are raging on Twitter and Sky News. However, with the...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT LOGISTICS PROFESSIONALS: In one of his many press conferences you didn't see this week because 70% of the Australian media market is controlled by Rupert Murdoch, Opposition Leader Anthony Albanese has today offered up a solution to the Morrison's government's incompetent jab roll-out programme. Speaking to the ABC or the Guardian, or whoever the fuck goes to his press...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A frustrated man declaring himself to be God and the "prime creator of this Earth" has stormed today's NSW Premier's press conference with some questions for Police Commissioner Mick Fuller. The man approached Fuller and asked if he had received his cease and desist notice. Mr Fuller told the man “don’t come near me” before he was quickly escorted...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT WE ARE SO LUCKY! After the most eventful week in politics since the very start of the pandemic, Scott Morrison has today reshuffled his Federal Cabinet – ousting a handful of Ministers for the allies of Barnaby Joyce, the acting PM who ousted Scotty's deputy without evening talking to him. The Australian PM is now a week into his...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The North Brisbane city slicking Liberal MP Peter Dutton has today learnt an important lesson in Western Queensland ettiquette. You don't start fights in towns with abattoirs. This is an age-old proverb in the rural heartland - and there is no exception to the rule the meat workers are always good for a blue, and can bloody blue. In fact, only...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT New restrictions are being implemented across Greater Sydney, as the number of COVID-19 cases in Sydney's Bondi cluster continues to grow. NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has announced that 16 new cases have emerged in the community since 8pm last night. With less than 2% of the population fully dosed up with their jabs, and growing skepticism towards the government's bungled...