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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The simmering tensions within the National Party of Australia have finally erupted today. Convening for a morning meeting about how to avoid working for their constituents, tempers flared when some of the more right-wing members in the party suggested removing the filtered water tap. It's believed the suggestion to pull the tap off the kitchen counter came from...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Brisbane City has recorded four new community cases in the past 24 hours, just days before the Queensland capital is set to host their first ever NRL Grand Final at Suncorp Stadium. One of Queensland's new cases was a truck driver who had been infectious in the community for eight days, while another was infectious for a week. Masks are...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT New Zealand Warriors fullback and rising Queensland Maroons superstar Reece Walsh has admitted to behaving like literally every single person on the Gold Coast with a bit of coin behaves, regardless of their age. This comes after the NRL player was arrested by Queensland Police and found to be in possession of a little bag of that stuff that...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Prime Minister has returned from America overnight, after a big week of destroying trade relationships with the European Union in an effort to get photographed alongside Joe Biden and Boris Johnson. He now has two weeks of quarantine ahead of him in Canberra, a protocol that really makes voters question if his 4-day-trip to meet with Rupert Murdoch...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Melbourne Demons ended a 57-year drought on Saturday night by defeating their cross-city rivals the Western Bulldogs, to win the 2021 Grand Final. The weary Demons fanbase, many of whom have never known the joy of winning a flag in their lifetimes, weren't treated to the easiest 80 grand final minutes - as they white knuckled through the...

EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT A boyfriend caught liking scantily clad women on Instagram has gone on the defensive today, after his aggrieved girlfriend finally plucked up the courage to confront him. It’s alleged Jasmine Hoellering had noticed the activity roughly three months ago and had tried very hard to play the role of the cool girl and not let it bother her. Had...

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Betoota’s historic French Quarter is well known for being a vibrant community of renters who pack into the humid living rectangles by the dozens and the home-owning wealthy yuppy couples who act like they hate gentrification too. Locals of the Quarter know the easiest way to tell which segment lives in which house is whether or not there is...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local mate who always wants to take matters into his own hands has been told to do just that today.  Enjoying a couple of perfectly cold, glorious Friday afternoon schooners at a licenced establishment before moving onto a more formal event, Luke Hunt has been asked to steer the ship for his mates - in a slightly less...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT There have been no new locally acquired community cases recorded in Queensland as people turn out in large numbers to get their jabs at walk-in hubs. The state also detected no new cases in the 16 rooms they have made available for hotel quarantine, making it a "double donut" day. Premier Annastacia Palaszczuk said at least 56,412 jabs were administered...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The state of Victoria has been hit by a 5.8 magnitude earthquake, that has left buildings damaged and its residents rattled. The tectonic event comes after an endless series of lockdowns, culminating in thousands of protestors storming through the city yesterday, in protest of the government's 2-week construction ban and mandatory jab policies. Thankfully, there have been no...