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ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The retired General who represents HM The Queen in our parliament is wondering today if he'll have to call the election himself after the incumbent Coalition Government seems to be hesitant to the idea. "I'm going to have to call this motherfucker myself, aren't I?" said Governor-Genereal David Hurley to himself this morning as he...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The suburbs of North Betoota Heights have got two new residents this week after young go-getters Paul Krist and Denise Ribbert settled on their first home. It's a 3-bedroom, 1-bathroom home that was built in 1999 and sits on the northern boundary of the Soul Prolapse Village, just a 45-minute drive from the Betoota Heights...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of the great minds of Australian Liberalism has spoken this week about why he thinks the Liberal Party has lost its way recently. Scott Morrison joined a number of former Liberal leaders at a party event today in Sydney, where each of them made a lukewarm endorsement of Morrison except for Malcolm Turnbull. John Howard,...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Images of Peter Dutton attending a Meet and Greet event at the Sydney leg of the American Chopper Show in 2005 have emerged today with the Defence Minister telling reporters today in Brisbane that they're fakes. Mr Dutton explained that he did not attend the show, where VIP tickets to meet the stars of the...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has seemingly distanced himself from Scott Morrison over the weekend by treating guests at a Canberra karaoke bar to a stirring rendition of Gotye's dreadful earworm "Somebody That I Used to Know" that he dedicated to the under-siege Prime Minister. Coalition MPs are lining up around the block today...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local white ant, who build a career on white-anting people, is now being white anted over his repeated white-anting of other white ants he works with. Prime Minister Scott Morrison is being white-anted by his colleagues this week in the lead up to the Federal Election, which will be called today to blow the...

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | ContactReverse gentrification is in the works today as a fringe group of Millennials are going to take back the housing market by bringing heroin back into the suburbs, where it belongs. With the median value of Australian property, including both freestanding homes and units, currently sitting at $738,975, young people who are priced out of...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce says the details of his ongoing feud with a gang of Canberra geese is between him and the geese only. Mr Joyce was pictured this morning running from half a dozen geese on the banks of Lake Burley Griffin, which prompted questions from the media. "My issue with those geese is...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Another day, another personal grievance with Scott Morrison has been raised. The latest trouble comes after the Prime Minister off-handedly suggested that if Australians don't like the public school that their kid goes to then they could always just send them to a nice private one where they have nice things. Those comments have upset a...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Scott Morrison is under fire today for being "out of touch" for sharing a lifehack that he used to get himself off the rental merry-go-round and into his own home with a blue-chip address. People around the country, people who aren't having much of a go, are stuck renting their shelter from landlords who, funnily...