Sydney’s Kings Cross Coke Sign Updated To Better Reflect City’s Values
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The Kings Cross 'Coca-Cola Sign', a beloved Sydney landmark, is set to be revamped and updated in time for Christmas this year with a message that better reflects the city's values.
'Cocaine' in large, 5m tall letters will look down William Street this summer in homage to the harbour city's new favourite pastime. Doing cocaine.
William...
Barnaby Defends Receiving Free Upgrades On REX That Included Being Able To Lie Down In Aisle, Fly The Plane For A Bit And Vape
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Saint Barnabus of Danglemah has become tangled in his own flight upgrade furore this week after it was revealed that the former Nationals leader was offered and solicited upgrades from Regional Express Airlines.
Regional Express or "REX" as it's known in certain parts, allegedly upgraded Mr Joyce to a class of travel unavailable to ordinary...
Max Chandler-Mather Heads Back To Electorate On His $119 Anko Mountain Bike After Gruelling Parliamentary Session
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The Member for Griffith is making his way back to South Brisbane this week on a $119 Anko mountain bike he got on Facebook Marketplace for $30 and a can of Pepsi Max.
Not wanting to find himself in a compromising position like the Prime Minister has found himself in recent days, Max Chandler-Mather is...
Chevrolet Teams To Remove Filler Cap From 2025 Supercars In Touching Tribute To Commodore
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From next season, Chevrolet Supercar teams will remove their fuel filler caps in a tribute to the Holden Commodore, which was more often than not seen without one.
From the iconic VL to the VE, the fuel filler cap would frequently be removed from the vehicle by either the owner or a helpful member of...
Dutton Says PM Is A Sucker For Flying Commercial When There’s Always Gina’s Jet Available
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Opposition leader Peter Dutton has broken his silence over the scandal surrounding the Prime Minister receiving the odd flight upgrade, telling media in Canberra that he's a sucker for flying commercial in the first place.
"Anthony Albanese knows that there's always Gina's jet available for him and I," he laughed.
"If you fly commercial, you...
Man Not Going To Lie But If He Saw The PM Flying Economy Home From The US, He’d Be Pretty Worried About The State Of The Nation
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A local man has weighed into the controversy surrounding the Prime Minister enjoying "free upgrades" on Qantas from time to time, telling The Advocate that he'd be pretty worried about the state of the nation if he saw Anthony Albanese chowing down in economy class coming home from America.
"He might've grown up in public...
Traveller Treats Himself To A Bag Of Human Schmackos
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After a long on the road, local man Luke Sheridan found himself wrestling with a difficult decision at a service station just outside Windorah.
Standing in front of the snacks aisle, he eyed the beef jerky section with what can only be described as a mix of reverence and longing.
"I could go a bag...
Brisbane Lord Mayor Offers To Move Tent City Residents To Cool New Place Called Chinderah
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Brisbane’s Lord Mayor Adrian Schrinner has unveiled a bold plan to solve the city's homelessness problem.
Relocate the city's tent-dwelling population to the "cool" and "up and coming" locality of Chinderah. A beach-adjacent Xanadu just over the New South Wales border.
Speaking to the media this morning, Schrinner explained that this visionary move was about...
Healthy Harold To Be Replaced By One Of Those Reformed Crooks You See On Tiktok
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTIn shocking news, the federal government announced today that the beloved Healthy Harold program, a health and life skills course for primary school kids, will soon be replaced by reformed criminals that you’ve seen on TikTok.
The government denies this is a cost-cutting measure, claiming it's quite the opposite.
"This will actually cost us way more money; these guys charge...
Workers Recalled To Office Arrive With Refreshed And Renewed Loathing For Their Bullshit Job
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The Advocate's sales and human resources department have been recalled to our Daroo Street offices this week and the feeling amongst them is varied.
Parents of young children are relishing in the opportunity to both spend time away from them while also trading their labour for childcare. People who aren't parents are glad to be...
