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The Australian cricket team has found themselves with the time on their hands after racing through the Hobart test match inside three days.
That came after another couple of classic English batting collapses, where the tourists failed to score more than 200 runs in either innings, cutting two days off the length of the game.
Unfortunately for fans hoping to enjoy the historic rare Ashes test down on the Apple Isle, that means our cricketers have to fill their time with something other than cricket while they are in Hobart.
Considering there wasn’t heaps to do in Hobart on a Monday apart from attending the Salamanca Markets and paying a premium price for a hand knitted tea cosy, the cricketers figured a trip to the cultural landmark ‘MONA’ would be the best way to kill time, marveling at the wonders of modern art.
However, unbeknownst to them, MONA is home to some of the most controversial artwork in Australia, which makes sense given the museum runs the annual flagship event ‘Dark Mofo’, known for a slew of mishaps including animal sacrifices, attendees suffering seizures, and a British flag soaked in the blood of an indigenous person.
So when the cricketers stumbled upon the infamous Great Wall of Vaginas, they were naturally gobsmacked by the bold artwork, with most of the team seen erupting in a fit of giggles, – save for Marnus Labuschagne, who seemed oddly fascinated yet disturbed at the plaster mold vaginas. Or as he likes to call them, ‘hoohas.’
It’s reported that the team spent a solid twenty minutes animatedly discussing their crash course in biology, before reluctantly peeling away for afternoon lunch packed by the coach Justin Langer.
Marnus was then found a short time later doing another couple of laps of the famous wall.
More to come.