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Betoota’s well heeled Grove District has been rocked this morning, after a sickening attack on a piece of local property.
The fire brigade were called to a home on Smith-Whitengly Street a short time ago after reports of a Tesla bursting into flames.
While initially it was assumed that the Tesla had just caught flames of its own accord, sources at the scene have since confirmed that the vehicle was set ablaze by an anti-Musk warrior.
The incident follows various attacks on Tesla’s in the United States, with the fallout from the Musk’s new role in government reaching new heights.
Musk famously has spent the last few months blatantly meddling in public affairs instead of doing it quietly behind the scenes to great effect like his other counterparts.
That has seen a wave of backlash against his vehicle company Tesla as well as other properties like Starlink, in what could be described as consequences for actions.
It’s also seen Tesla owners seek to justify themselves for some weird reason, as if Elon Musk is the first ever shit bloke to own a large multinational company.
That has now seeped into Australia, with a vehicle in Betoota Grove, just days before it was expected to spontaneously combust itself.
“Obviously we are exploring all avenues on this one,” said local Detective Brad Angus.
“We are not ruling out this being a false flag to try and garner support for the Tesla cause.”
“But we can confirm this wasn’t a stock standard case of the Tesla battery bursting into flames for no reason,” laughed the Detective.
