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One of the brightest minds on the newly formed Opposition has today revealed a shocking fact about the state of the nation under a Labor Government.

Senator Hollie Hughes has today continued her probation period as the new culture wars vulture, by claiming that communist teachers are using their woke agenda to convince kids that they actually deserve to own a house instead of renting from Liberal Party donors.

These comments come after the road testing of Hughes as a new headline generator saw her claim that there is a “very left-wing bend” in the education departments.

She also criticised the “woke agenda” being put onto the curriculum, continuing the recent trend of people like her dismissing things like history and science because they make them feel uncomfortable.

Continuing in the pursuit of not acknowledging commonly held facts and only upholding the truth when it suits someone’s perspective, Hughes has today revealed that ‘left wing woke agenda climate warriors’ are polluting the minds of our children by teaching them that things like the right to a house is a universal human right.

“It’s disgraceful what they are doing to the minds of our children,” explained Hughes, a member of a political party that has continually underfunded the education sector.

“The leftists are causing our education system to rot at its very core,” continued Hughes.

“They are starting to tell kids that everyone deserves to own a home,” she said incredulously.

“The truth just doesn’t seem to matter in schools anymore. It’s like people can just bend it to suit their agenda.”

Hughes then continued on with her rant, trying to cram as many culture wars buzz words as possible into every single sentence.

More to come.

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