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Ned Piston (29) has debuted a shocking new hairstyle today that has caused a number of his close friends to wonder whether he’s ok.

Ned, who used to have a full head of luscious hair, had one of his friends shave it off this morning at about 2 am.

The Advocate sat down with a hungover Ned to see how he was feeling and whether he needed to talk about anything.

“Nah, I’m all good, bro” said Ned, who was wearing a Patagonia t-shirt, which according to his friends, is the closest to the outdoors the tech sales expert ever gets.

“Just felt like I needed a change, you know?”

“I even went and bought a pair of skinny jeans the other day”

“I’m going full bad boy” Ned proudly said while rolling a cigarette.

To complete his rebrand, it’s believed Ned is going to move overseas before the end of the year.

“What have I got to lose?”

“I’ve got no one to stay here for anymore, so I reckon I’ll move to New York. Or maybe Austin, or even London.”

According to Ned’s new housemates, despite his physical rebrand, he’s actually handling his breakup remarkably well.

“Yeah he’s not waking up with burritos in his bed like some of our other friends, so that’s a plus.”


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