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The famous Polo Bear has this week set tongues wagging around the world.
Known as the more suave version of Queensland’s famous Bundy Bear, Polo is known around the globe as a fashion icon who enjoys rubbing shoulders with celebrities and attending notable events.
However, the Bear has caused rumours to swirl amongst fans and fashion critics alike after turning up in Melbourne this week looking like he’s just complete an 8 week challenge.
The new slimline silhouette has sparked debate, with many offering up the theory that the big fella may have been mainlining some Ozempic.
Polo Bear’s media people have sort to hose down the rumours of the popular weight loss drug, claiming that the new ‘snatched look’ is part of his new glow up.
“Look, Polo had a bit of a tough break up over the Christmas break, and he’s really thrown himself into a getting back in shape and getting back out there,” said the spokesperson.
“He has hopes of competing in a Hyrox comp, and he’s joined a running club,” said the spokesperson.
“And he’s just shot a video with the Schooner Scorer so things are really looking up.”
“Some could say he’s entered his fuckboi era… but that’s not for us to comment on.”
“But the other thing to factor in is that his previous jumper added 10 kegs, so that needs to be taken into account.”
More to come.
