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Bottleshop worker Aaron Menzies (26) has been praised by his workplace and community for delivering effective time management during these unprecedented times that have made alcohol more important than ever before.

While working the infamous Friday evening shift at Betoota Beers & Goon, Menzies noticed one customer was waiting to purchase two bottles of Little Fat Lamb, a legally-grey alcoholic soft drink best known for being 8% alcohol and turning your spew pink.

“People buying that are only after one thing,” stated Menzies as he posed for his Employee of the Month photo.

“They wanna black the fuck out. So I did the honourable thing.”

Witnesses waiting in line state Menzies got the would be Little Fat Lamb purchaser to come to the front of the line before pointing in the opposite direction and right hooking him directly in the back of the head.

CCTV footage shows the man immediately collapsed to the floor but was cushioned by the full bottles of Little Fat Lamb that would have put him on his ass anyway.

Following a brief round of applause, Menzies then alerted store security who escorted the Fat Lamb buyer off the premises for drunk and disorderly conduct.

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