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A local office man is today wasting no time ushering in the Chinese New Year.

With the first new moon of the lunar calendar officially bringing in the Year of The Snake, Ashton Wilson has started off strong.

Indulging in the year of the animal which symbolises good luck, rebirth and regality – Ashton has decide to chance his arm at good luck by fire reacting to a prospective suitor’s Instagram story.

In the rather regal move, that Instagram story was from his mate’s ex-girlfriend who called the relationship off a few months ago.

“Bro, Snake is a wood animal, which represents growth, flexibility and tolerance,” laughed Ashton.

“So I think it’s time for some growth between myself and Aisling,” smirked the career fuckboi famous for his phobia of commitment.

“And time for a bit of flexibility and tolerance from our wider friendship circle.”

Ashton explained that he’d actually always felt there was something there with him and Aisling.

However, when asked whether we should approach his mate Tom about the prospective romance, Ashton was quick to shut it down.

“Look maybe they aren’t ready for flexibility and tolerance yet,” he laughed.

“Let’s just keep this between us I reckon.”

More to come.

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