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The United States has finally done it.
After decades of pushing the friendship with things like endless wars in foreign lands, the United States of America has somehow crossed the line.
Despite sending years of cashed up high volume pains in the arse, the States have finally manage to fuck the relationship by shipping some hunting influencer to muck around with our precious wildlife.
US influencer Samantha Strable has caused a scene by grabbing a baby wombat from its mother and running to film some content.
The disgusting imagery led to outcry online across the country and the globe, with the influencer now fleeing the country back to her third world shit hole nation.
While many wombats line the sides of roads throughout Australia, the fact that one of these uppity yanks has decided to pick one up for herself, has sent the country mad.
Politicians and media types have quickly weighed in to land some cheap points – with the Prime Minister now announcing the cutting of all diplomatic ties.
“Nah, that’s it,” said Prime Minister Anthony Albanese.
“We’re done.”
“Fuck em.”
The shocking words come as Albanese and his government prepare to place economic and diplomatic sanctions on the United States.
“Forget tariffs, we are just full blown cutting them off,” said Albanese.
“That’s it, we’ve had a gutful.”
The United States are yet to respond to the sanctions, with rumours they’ll likely begin planning a coup to overthrow our government and install a puppet regime.
More to come.
