LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Fear was struck into the hearts of honest men everywhere today as notorious underworld figure Dr Badman stared menacingly into the lens of a security camera to assert authority and terrifying those who were watching.
After allowing himself to be taken into custody, Dr Badman was brought in for interrogation where it soon became aware that despite being chained to the table, he was still the one in control.
“There is a plan for everyone Detective Lucius,” stated Dr Badman as he drilled his pupils deep into interrogation room security camera, causing those watching the footage to sit in a puddle of their own making.
“And God’s plan awaits us all.”
While it is believed that Dr Badman has intimidated his last camera, some are speculating that the maniacal genius may have actually allowed himself to get captured in order to get closer to those who believe themselves more righteous and deliver justice in a way most violent and cruel.
At the time of writing, it is believed that Dr Badman is in the back of an armoured car, entertaining the two SWAT guards with a long monologue about a horrible war crime he witnessed and how he found his moral compass through committing series of wrong doings from a young age.
Reports that the motorcade was attacked, killing the SWAT team but leaving Dr Badman unharmed and able to escape are yet to be confirmed.
