EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
Tracey Alcott  is what you call a bit of a ‘hot mess.’
A little scatterbrained and quick to react, Tracey has a tendency to end up in all kinds of disastrous situations, which are usually the result of her either A. losing something important or B. having some kind of accident – in fact, it’s alleged these incidents have cost her at least $3K this year alone.
After a tumultuous week that included losing an Apple watch, getting yelled at by a Karen, ripping a hair extension out and hitting a curb, Tracey has informed the girl’s chat that she might be MIA for a little bit, as she needs to replace her phone.
“Fuck guys I don’t know how but I completely ducked my phone.”
“I don’t even know how it happened?????”
“I knew I shouldn’t have gone out last night.”
Alerting the crew that she was typing from her laptop (which she’d dropped a cup of tea on two months ago) Tracey says she ‘doesn’t know why this shit keeps happening to her.’
“I must be cursed or something I swear.”
More to come.