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A local Betoota Heights household has decided to celebrate the warm weather by going on a hike, it’s reported.
Per mum’s suggestion that they ‘get some sunshine’, the Donaldson family have loaded up the family Jeep and traded their usual sleepy Sundays for a walk through the wilderness. It was supposed to be a good opportunity for the family to bond, but Phil Donaldson  has taken this as an opportunity to get in touch with his military roots by keeping ten paces ahead of the pack.
Which means what was originally supposed to be a leisurely venture has quickly turned into the rest of the Donaldsons trying to keep pace.
Armed in a pair of slightly faded cargo shorts and his favourite pair of Dunlop Volleys, Phil’s stark white pins seem impervious to the stinging nettle as he charges through the bush like a man on a mission.
“COME THIS WAY”
“I FOUND A SHORTCUT!”
The rest of the family appear slightly bemused by his antics until Phil completely disappears into a dark mass of bush trees.
“Where the fuck did he go?”
More to come.