EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
HAVING A SHOWER HAHA? CAN I JOIN? 😉 As Queenslanders grow increasingly angsty waiting for Cyclone Alfred to make an appearance, it can now be confirmed that he’s waiting until International Women’s Day (tomorrow) to wreak havoc across the Southeast Queensland coast.
Expected to arrive at 10am Saturday morning, which is roughly the same time a lot of Queensland women were thinking about getting stuck into a bottomless brunch, Cyclone Alfred says he’s totally ‘sorry not sorry’, because it’s about time people started thinking about men.
“It’s always ‘International Women’s Day’, and ‘Ohh Cyclone Debbie, Ooooh Hurricane Katrina”, says Alfred, fully aware he’s been edging the sunshine state all week, “I’m over it bro. Male cyclones are taking over.”
Alfred says he’s been listening to a lot of the Joe Rogan podcast lately, and agrees that the world is in dire need of more masculinity – which is why he plans on destroying everything in his path.
“Yeah bro I’m going to make everyone SO wet.”
“I’ll be the biggest cyclone anyone’s ever seen!”
More to come.
