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The Acting Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has told The Advocate that he’s been getting phone calls from some angry French person all morning and it’s “doing his fucking head in”.

“Oh man,” said Joyce to our reporter.

“That bloke needs to relax. He just rings us up to give me a spray, I didn’t even fucken do anything. I don’t speak French, either. It just sounds like a bloke with stones in his mouth trying to yell at a possum up in a tree that’s just snuck in to eat his table grapes,”

“So annoying. I’ve told my office to either forward the calls onto the Hillsong Nong’s plane or just hang up on the cunt. I’ve got a job to do.”

The Advocate reached out to the Office of the President of the French Republic but have yet to receive a reply.

More to come.


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