21 November, 2014. 12:56
ELLIS THOMPSON | UK Correspondent | firstname.lastname@example.org
MILLIONS of “single losers” around the world were able to exhale in relief after discovering the social media superstar ‘@SedgyFergo’ had been released from Newcastle General Hospitals quarantine unit, pending a mandatory six months close supervision.
Both @sedgyfergo and her management have been working hard to console her die-hard fanbase, with many fans willing to blindly believe whatever they are told. Sedgy took to twitter to respond to the original article published by The Betoota Advocate
“Lol what’s this about me having AIDS or Ebola or something. It’s not tru SMH”
However, with many “cameos” booked throughout the strip-club community in Ireland – the early reports seem to have frightened a lot of the hard-working managers at these venues. With many choosing to be extra careful, so as to not host an adult entertainer who might in turn infect their audiences, which usually consist of stand-up members of society.
Its is not yet understood what the ‘Mystery Virus’ was, but many medical professionals found it quite disturbing that fans were still willing to make contact with the adult star while she was infected. The thousands of comments on social media ran along the lines of:
“Lol Lucky doctors”
haashahahadshah… still would! lmfao
@SedgyFergo’s staff were not able to comment about whether or not the ‘Tour of Ireland’ was still going to go ahead.