“Australia Isn’t Sending Us Their Best People” Roars Trump At Republican Rally In L.A

"Lara Bingle, or Lara Worthington... Whatever she calls herself nowadays. How the hell did she end up in New York City?"

“Australia Isn’t Sending Us Their Best People” Roars Trump At Republican Rally In L.A

23 September, 2016. 14:00

CLANCY OVERELL| Editor | CONTACT

Republican presidential candidate, Donald Trump has today condemned Australian expats living in the US during a supporter rally in California.

The crowd roared as the New York entreprenuer reaffirmed his belief that “the worst elements in Australia are being pushed into the United States by the Australian government.”

“The largest suppliers of B-list actors, bartenders, anti-semitics and white female rappers are Australian soap operas that arrange to have Hollywood cartels smuggling these people into our country. The Border Patrol knows this,” Trump roared to a crowd of scared and undereducated supporters.

“Likewise, tremendous infectious alcoholism is pouring across the border. The United States has become a dumping ground for Australia and, in fact, for many other parts of the world.”

Shortly before the rally,  Trump gave an interview to Business Insider where he described the idea that the Australian government is deliberately “pushing the bad ones” to the US as the one element of his position on immigration that hasn’t gotten enough attention.

Trump’s views on Australians with J1 travelling visas have been in the spotlight since last week when remarks he made during his June 16 campaign announcement caused several major corporations to end their business relationships with him.

In that speech, Trump said Australia is “sending people that have lots of problems” to America including Iggy Azalea, Mel Gibson, Lara Bingle and Rupert Murdoch.

“Don’t get me wrong. I love Rupert Murdoch… He’s done a lot to get me where I am today,” he said.

“But there is no reason why an American can’t fill his role. These Australians are taking our jobs!”

“Mel Gibson makes great movies but you can’t just go around calling police officers ‘sugartits’ – It’s unacceptable. They aren’t sending us their best people!”

“Lara Bingle, or Lara Worthington… Whatever she calls herself nowadays. How the hell did she end up in New York City?”

“New York is not the place for people from the Cronulla Shire! Especially after everything she did to Pup!”

6 Responses to "“Australia Isn’t Sending Us Their Best People” Roars Trump At Republican Rally In L.A"

  1. Ozjo   September 25, 2016 at 1:31 am

    How fucking dare you TRUMP. If it wasnt for immigrants this nation would be crap. We bring cultural diversity. All the wonderful tastes of the world. I am now proudly an American citizen but retain all my love of my birth country AUSTRALIA. You have done so much damage just in your campaign and now I doubt you will get many expats to vote for your pathetic campaign. So kiss my dairy aire and enjoy retirement you INCOMPETENT PRICK.

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    • penne   September 28, 2016 at 12:20 pm

      hey dude, this website is like the onion. I mean, please, idc if you hate on Tromp, but just know that this didn’t happen (:

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      • Hugh Janus   October 3, 2016 at 5:18 pm

        Damned well did happen, penne. Says so in the paper, cunt.

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  2. Ricky Smith   October 7, 2016 at 10:10 am

    We need our australian government putting incentives into acting careers i came from billowheela and there is the handsom young bloke who acts a great portrayal of gillipoli landing outfront the local pub i enjoy sitting out front throwing cashews at him whilst blurting out ridiculous chants.

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  3. Geck   October 21, 2016 at 11:34 pm

    Hey Rickster was that the top pub or bottom pub. Great titty show at the bottom pub but better parmis at the top’un. Top town the ‘weela 🙂

    Reply

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