Syrian refugee politely declines resettlement offer in Ipswich; goes home

New South Wales' Central Coast has also been snubbed by waves of refugee families

Syrian refugee politely declines resettlement offer in Ipswich; goes home

24 September, 2015. 06:45

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact

AFTER picking up his family and fleeing the violence in the Syrian city of Aleppo, Zakir al-Zahar made the painful decision to start a new life. He tried to pay human traffickers to take them to Germany through Austria, but they were turned away at the border. England was his next goal but after David Cameron declared that the UK won’t be taking any more Syrian migrants, he turned his sights on Australia.

Zakir and his family were offered a temporary protection visa – but he and his family denied it.

The Australian government had made plans to settle the family of four in the river village of Ipswich, about an hour west of Brisbane’s so-called CBD. However, Zakir said he’d rather return home to Syria and risk it.

“Anywhere but Ipswich. Even Lithgow?” said al-Zahar. “You can’t raise a family in Ipswich, it’s just not on.”

An Ipswich councillor has lashed out at the Syrian family, calling them ungrateful and elitist. He urged not just refugees, but also the wider community to stop staring down their nose at the four-horse brothel town – as it continues to be lampooned and chastised in the national press.

“I’m sick ‘n’ bloody¬†tired of these big city white tooth people comin’ down here and givin’ us a hard time,” said councillor Phil Carton, cousin of Betoota mayor Keith Carton. “We’ve got plenty of fine family entertainment. The Shire just bought an old commodore for the locals to shoot at when they’re drunk and bored.”

The al-Zahar family’s rejection of the Ipswich offer is just one of a growing number of cases that the department of human services is having to deal with.

Earlier this year, a Sudanese family decided the ongoing conflict in their country would be a better place to live compared to Werribee in Melbourne’s west. The family cited bogans and chronic drug abuse in the area as reasons why they left – with warlording and endemic massacres being more attractive.

New South Wales’ Central Coast has also been snubbed by waves of refugee families, who said that not even the world-renowned beaches of The Entrance could sway them towards a life of loitering out front of the TAB and fighting people during State Of Origin matches.

10 Responses to "Syrian refugee politely declines resettlement offer in Ipswich; goes home"

  1. Steve Parker   March 14, 2016 at 6:52 pm

    That’s great news for Australia.

  2. Groucho   March 14, 2016 at 9:28 pm

    Proof, as if more were needed, of the low moral fiber of your modern refugee. The shoe would be on the other foot if they were thrown out of Ipswich. Where would they refuse to go then? Eh?

  3. J. LORD   March 16, 2016 at 5:48 pm

    Arrogrant , ilinformed , those are the mildest domments i can make ,
    This person , I hesitate to call him a man , hasnt the intelligence to evaluate and realise , that everywhere has problems ,.
    But it takes good p3ople to overcome those problems, and improve the situation.
    He does not fall into that catorgory

  4. Ozjedi   March 30, 2016 at 8:19 pm

    Good we don’t want the filthy mongrel scum here taking our benefits and our jobs that are getting hard to find.

  5. Tim   April 5, 2016 at 5:39 pm

    It’s a parody.Ipswich has five brothels.

  6. Murray   April 6, 2016 at 2:25 pm

    This seems like sattire to me.

  7. Peter   April 6, 2016 at 11:23 pm

    Excellent piece of spoof journalism. Betoota is a ghost town, has no council and only one building, the pub, that is central to the Betoota Races one weekend a year. If you took this seriously, I really worry about people like you.

  8. Pat Cummins   April 7, 2016 at 7:14 am

    Love the Betoota Advocate! Always get a good laugh.

  9. Kevin WISE   April 7, 2016 at 9:13 am

    April Fools Day has finished for this year……………


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