Privileged private school kid finally learns how to smoke weed like a real nigga

The prestigious St Magnus Anglican College is well-known for producing male students with "street-smarts"
The prestigious St Magnus Anglican College is well-known for producing male students with “street-smarts”

7 April, 2015. 10:35

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact

Today it has been revealed that a student at one of the countries most elite private schools is currently sitting on a beanbag in the living room of a schoolmate’s parents investment property, smoking vast amounts of marijuana.

As he describes it:

“We smokin’ like the shit is legal”.

Angus says "Hot Nigga" by New York rapper Bobby Shmurda is the soundtrack to this year's exam block
Angus (RIGHT) says the song “Hot Nigga” by New York rapper, Bobby Shmurda – is definitely the soundtrack to this year’s exam block

“I’ve been smoking that OG shit since year ten” says a proud Angus Clyde-White, who is currently undergoing his first round of senior exams at the prestigious St. Magnus Anglican College For Boys.

“I’ve got two months of exam block, six exams and an entire pound of that north coast shit. For the boys,”

Despite the academic pressure being placed on Angus by his parents, boarding housemaster, form teacher, senior year coordinator, school counsellor, rugby coach, senior headmaster and school principal – he says he would much prefer to “get faded with his squad” – over studying for his upcoming Religious Ethics exam.

“[laughter] I just learnt how to do a Irish Waterfall (smoking trick) – Me and the boys have been watching so much of the Up In Smoke Tour on Youtube”

The Up in Smoke Tour was a West Coast hip hop tour in 2000 which was headlined by Dr. Dre & Snoop Dogg. It has reached cult status in stoner subcultures
The Up in Smoke Tour was a West Coast hip hop tour in 2000 which was headlined by Dr. Dre & Snoop Dogg. It has reached cult status in stoner subcultures

“Last time I was at dad’s place he caught me hollowing out a couple of his Cohiba Behike cigars. I told him it was for school so he didn’t get too angry,”

“Ha! Those things are worth $500 a pop and all I needed was some blunt papers”

Angus has also stated that his marijuana-use has provided him and his peers with much needed intervals from the gruelling academic schedule put forward by his $40,000-a-year private school.

Angus believes he “probably will” be able pass all of his exams without the need to see a counsellor.

Angus demonstrates his new trick. The "Irish Waterfall" - a manoeuvre he mastered after months of getting faded with the squad.
Angus demonstrates his new trick. The “Irish Waterfall” – a manoeuvre he mastered after months of getting faded with the squad.

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