Michelle Bridges convinces ordinary women that they don’t deserve to be happy

Michelle Bridges convinces ordinary women that they don’t deserve to be happy
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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact

Michelle Bridges is 44-years-old and doesn’t believe in excuses.

A hard-but-fair Australian fitness guru, who understands that true happiness can only be found through consistent physical punishment and guilt-driven dieting – a personal mission statement that has made her millions of dollars.

With the international roll-out of her ever popular 12 Week Body Transformation (12WBT) program growing traction overseas, it is clear to see why the 44-year old Australian is set to be not only one of the fittest, happiest and healthiest – but also one of the richest Australian businesswoman in Australia.

The 12WBT program. The only answer to eternal happiness
The 12WBT program. The only answer to eternal happiness

 

“To be honest, the money doesn’t mean anything to her. So long as she has the chance to inspire” says a close friend.

“She told me the other day that she was sick and tired of seeing fat people in Australia,”

“She doesn’t understand how the fuck they are able to look at themselves in the mirror each morning”

As inspiring as Bridges is, it is quite obvious that there is a psychology behind the work she does.

As a beacon of health and masculine female beauty, no one questions “Mish”.

She has become an authority on happiness, and rightly so – very few female members of Generation X have done as many sit-ups as she has.

“Mish knows that very few people are as happy as her. Because very few people take fitness as seriously as her,”

“It’s pretty clear that if you want to be happy, you have to purchase all of her vitamins, fitness clothing and pay $20.00 a week to be a part of her 12 week program, all year round”

Michelle Bridges, back in the day as a female bodybuilder.
Michelle Bridges, back in the day as a female bodybuilder.

 

In an increasingly obese Australia, only one woman has the answers.

It only took the nation eight seasons of The Biggest Loser to notice of this brash personal trainer with absolutely no medical or dietary qualifications. Her tough love voice was the voice we needed.

“It’s simple, if you aren’t happy. It’s probably because you aren’t fit. Either that or your not doing it right. The 12WBT is the only way to get fit, and the only way to get Michelle’s stamp of happiness approval.”

“Thousands of people have listened to Michelle and thousands of people are happier for it. If you are at home and single. Listen to Michelle. She’s the only one that can lead you to happiness”

Michelle Bridges, poses in an inspirational poster for sad women who pay her money in a hope to find the kind of happiness that she has found through bogan reality television shows and unproven "vitamins"
Michelle Bridges, poses in an inspirational poster for sad women who pay her money in a hope to find the kind of happiness that she has found through bogan reality television shows and the unproven benefits of her own range of “vitamins”