Local punter stocks up on wetsuits and left-handed trumpets during ALDI visit

"I bought 740 packets of Iced Vovos last time I was here!"

Local punter stocks up on wetsuits and left-handed trumpets during ALDI visit

26 October, 2016. 23:34

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact

COLLIN BURNSIDE HAS ‘CARPE DIEM’ tattooed on the inside of his right arm – and that’s the life motto he’s chosen to live by.

The 24-year-old Hutchinson project manager seized the day and grabbed himself a basket full of bargains this morning at his local ALDI megastore.

Originally planning to grab some cheap pastrami and pre-packaged potato salad for his work lunches, the Gemini simply couldn’t walk past a rack of cheap wetsuits and outrageously priced left-handed trumpets without taking the chance to stock up.

“It’s not often you get the opportunity to buy a left-handed trumpet and a wetsuit in the same shop,” he said. “It’s even rarer that you have the chance to pick them both up without breaking a pineapple!”

However, it’s not always been as rosy for Mr Burnside.

Last year, he missed out on the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to buy a solar-powered ride on mower from the Tingalpa ALDI – something that still fills his heart with profound pangs of sorrow.

The Wynnum Bay local promised to himself then and there that he’d never let an ALDI-related bargain opportunity pass him by ever again.

“After I missed out on the solar-powered ride-on mower, I was devastated. Even though I live in a flat, it was a bargain. $399 for a ride-on, Jesus Christ. You don’t see that anywhere,”

“Anyway, that’s why I’m the proud owner of seven left-handed trumpets, three generic wetsuits and about half a pallet of Iced Vovos. My father reckons I’m dreaming… I guess I am.”

3 Responses to "Local punter stocks up on wetsuits and left-handed trumpets during ALDI visit"

  1. Mike Busby   October 26, 2016 at 2:38 pm

    We are without Aldi in North Qld which is a blessing after having visited several in Brisbane in 2014.

    We too were sucked in and I impulse bought a Swiss exercise ball for my wife that the son in laws blue heeler killed it in less than 4 seconds after laying eyes on it, anti burst technology my fat arse. It blew up with a bang. Then various skipping ropes, dolls, and tea sets for grand kids and assorted dodgy power hand tools with brand names only normally seen in a Polish Crazy Clark stores. If I want to buy dodgy stuff I will buy Australian and will go to IGA.

  2. bornin54   October 26, 2016 at 6:16 pm

    I was so tempted to by those crutches I saw in Aldi a little while back. You never know when you may need them. Such a bargain.

    • B. Prepared   November 12, 2016 at 11:43 am

      Let me know if anything happens to you. I bought 4 pairs. I am going to want to keep at least two pairs for myself, especially now with Trump in the White House, you never know what might happen.


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