Local Man Worried Australia Day Is Going To Be Taken From Him Like A Mixed-Race Kid

"Well, I'm sorry. Not on my watch! This is Australia!"

Local Man Worried Australia Day Is Going To Be Taken From Him Like A Mixed-Race Kid

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Shepparton resident, Wyatt Mann, is terrified that Australia Day is going to be taken from him after one city took the radical step of cancelling its January 26 celebrations.

The port city of Fremantle in WA created the controversy when it cancelled its annual fireworks because the day of celebration was insensitive towards indigenous people. The city has announced they would go even further by moving all of its Australia Day activities to January 28 this year.

While the change of date appears to be only in the Fremantle, Wyatt says it wouldn’t surprise him if the lefty minorities got their way and took Australia Day from everyone. Like they were mixed-race Aboriginal kids or something.

“It’s unaustralian!” he roars.

“All these wingeing lefties trying to control our way of life. First they want to take away Australia Day, what’s next?”

“Are they going to send the holiday to a religious institution and abuse it for ten years before releasing on to the streets to deal with deeply engrained intergenerational trauma and disgustingly high incarceration and suicide rates?”

“Well, I’m sorry. Not on my watch! This is Australia!”

More to come.