Local Man Can’t Wait To Show Off New Bit Of Tail To Family This Christmas

"I haven't really been delivering over the last few years... I really dropped the ball back in '09..."

Local Man Can’t Wait To Show Off New Bit Of Tail To Family This Christmas

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Local man, Mark Lathouris can’t wait to see the faces of his male family members when he rolls into the family Christmas in just over a two months time.

“It’s gonna be so good,” says the 28-year-old physio from the Diamantina Shire.

“Last year my cousin Rob stole the show with his little Asian number, he really outdid the rest of us. But I don’t think she’ll be making a return,”

Through the extended Greek-Australian family on his father’s side, Mark has just over 33 cousins – of which 23 are male.

“Yaiya [Grandma] insists on this whole plus-one thing because she wants the neighbours to hear how big her family is. Some of my cousins are married up now, so it’s kind of up to the rest of us to fill the seats with some good trim”

With his brother Antony hitting quite a purple patch in recent months, Mark knows that his plus-one better be looking “red hot” to compete with the artillery of peroxide blondes that his older sibling has to choose from.

“I haven’t really been delivering over the last few years… I really dropped the ball back in ’09…”

“… But I deadset reckon I’m gonna take home the cake this year. She’s gonna knock it out of the park,”

“She’s not Greek but that’s alright, I think she’s got some sort of wog in her. Pop will be fine with that”

The bit of tail in question is a 24-year-old medicine student by the name of Gracie, she says she doesn’t know what to expect.

“It sounds like a big family event. Mark has bought me an amazing cocktail dress to wear,”

“I thought it was a bit revealing for a midday lunch in his grandparent’s backyard, but he says it’ll be fine. Apparently it’s a Greek thing,”

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