5 December, 2016 14:00
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Queensland prison authorities have confirmed that a recently incarcerated coward is likely to spend the rest of his imprisonment adhering to a controversial, but effective, correctional treatment program – often used in high-security jails.
The young man, who was arrested for striking an innocent and unsuspecting teenager from behind, is expected to spend the rest of his cowardly life in prison after his actions resulted in the victim’s death.
In accordance with Australian law, the inmate was administered his first dose of the treatment program last night – a cocktail of adult semen, sourced from an array of different motorcycle club members.
Sources say that the defendant, who is yet to be sentenced, became very timid and manageable after his first dosage.
“We witnessed a remarkable change in the coward’s attitude the moment we put him in a cell with Viper and Eyeball Saul,”
“Say what you want about this program, but it is tried and true when it comes to settling violent offenders. Particularly the coward-punchers,”
Queensland Premier, the Honourable Annastacia Palaszczuk has also given comment.
“The prisoner, who is now very well aware of the result of his actions, should serve as a reminder to any other cowards out there who can’t handle their piss” said the stern political wrecking-ball.
“Pull your fucking heads in with this coward-punch nonsense,”
“Because I can guarantee if you don’t, you’ll spend the rest of your life as a skinhead’s pin-cushion,”