24 March, 2016. 17:39
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
KNOWN FOR HIS ASSOCIATION with the Reclaim Australia movement and his deep-seeded loathing of multiculturalism, the Federal Member for Dawson George Christensen was rushed to Mackay Base Hospital this afternoon as he accidently came in contact with a Thai dish.
The alarm was raised after the politician had ingested close to three kilograms of Pad Thai, which he initially thought was two-minute noodles with tinned crab meat stirred through.
It’s currently against their charter for any Reclaim Australia member to come into contact with ethnic food or use services provided by immigrants. Just last year, a RA member was beaten senseless with a dog chain and had his MiniDisk player jumped on after he was caught listening to Cat Stevens.
Crab meat two-minute noodles is a popular local delicacy served at pubs and clubs around North Queensland, with dishes like Chinese and Thai only being available at specialty restaurants that require a special permit from council.
Tragically, one of Christensen’s favourite watering holes in the sleepy reef town began serving Pad Thai under the name “chinky noodles”, leaving many of the local residents feeling sick.
The location of the Longneck & Paycheque Hotel in south Mackay PHOTO: GoogleMaps
“We’re considering legal against against the Longneck & Paycheque Hotel in south Mackay but for now, we’re concentrating on Mr Christensen’s recovery.”
Mackay Regional Council is voting soon to allow Dubbo-style Chinese food to be served in pubs around the area.
The western plains hub has put a unique spin on the international cuisine, with additions such as bacon bits to beef and black bean sauce and Chick-Sims – dim sim shaped like a sausage roll.