CHRISTMAS SIEGE: Drunk Dad Refuses To Stop Playing “How To Make Gravy”

"All you lot need to (sic) listen to this sh*t. It's Australian f**king Christmas carol"

CHRISTMAS SIEGE: Drunk Dad Refuses To Stop Playing “How To Make Gravy”

15 December, 2015 15:05




Police have been called to a western Brisbane address this afternoon after an intoxicated father refused to stop playing Paul Kelly’s “How To Make Gravy” on repeat.

The alleged was seen by family and friends to be “hogging” the auxiliary cable of his families new BOSE sound system.

He was heard slurring the following:

“All you lot need to (sic) listen to this shit. It’s Australian f**king Christmas carol”

It is believed police were called to the scene after the father of four played the song off his daughter’s iPhone thirteen times in succession.

The man is known to police and was previously arrested for refusing to stop playing “Unchained Melody” by the Righteous Brothers on the Colmslie Hotel jukebox in Morningside after Arthur Beetson’s state funeral in December, 2011.

5 Responses to "CHRISTMAS SIEGE: Drunk Dad Refuses To Stop Playing “How To Make Gravy”"

  1. Riverman   December 26, 2014 at 12:10 am

    Brilliant!! You guys make me laugh so much, and this is the best of the “non Errol” articles I have read on this site.

  2. Jessika   December 30, 2014 at 6:00 pm

    “How to make Gravy” is a brilliant song. But this ‘article’ is quite distasteful and disrespectful considering recent events.

  3. Daniel   November 26, 2015 at 6:03 pm

    Shuttttup Jessika with a K

  4. Tony   December 25, 2016 at 3:38 pm

    When all seems lost in social bankruptcy, incisive humour still wields great power!
    Which particular ‘recent events’ did you find so distressing, dyslexic Jessica? When is a suitable time, would you suggest, when there are none happening which you will find problematic?

  5. phat cones   December 27, 2016 at 10:54 am

    Yeah Jessika with a K get fuckin rekt


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