Australian Men Are Absolute Grubs, Says Ashley Madison Hacker

Australian Men Are Absolute Grubs, Says Ashley Madison Hacker

20 August, 2015. 10:10

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact

Australian men are pigs.

That’s according to a member of the infamous hacker network responsible for exposing the personal details of members of online extramarital affair service, Ashley Madison.

The high-ranking champion of moral conduct, who goes by the alias of TruthMaster666, has spoken out today about the resounding statistics found in their recent hack of private information.

The information which has been leaked for all the world to see – shows a large portion of memberships, worldwide, belong to married Australian men.

The service offers users the opportunity to enjoy extramarital affairs without their spouses knowing
The online service offers users the opportunity to enjoy extramarital affairs without their spouses knowing

“What we have found is that a fair majority of Australian men are not only extremely toey… But also very, very stupid” TruthMaster666 told the Betoota Advocate today.

“These numbers don’t lie. Australian men are absolute grubs,”

“How the f**k can a country of 25 million have three cities in the top ten list?”

“Sydney is number three on our list of most registered members per city. Above them is only NYC and Sao Paulo… Two cities with a bigger population then all of Australia”

TruthMaster666 has vowed to enforce justice on happily married "normies"
TruthMaster666 has vowed to enforce justice on happily married “normies”

 

 

The hacker group, known as Impact Team, made good on a threat to post the information online by releasing the data on Wednesday to the dark web, which operates below the public internet and is only accessible through a special browser.

While divorce lawyers rub their hands with glee, controversial men’s rights activist, Jason Akermanis says the greater community should be rushing to support those that have been exposed.

“It’s obvious what happened here. These idiots signed up expecting a quick, anonymous root with a member of the fairer sex, who isn’t their wife,”

Mr Akermanis says he believes the Australian victims would have had no idea that there was an online community as lame as Impact Team, willing to ruin their marriages for the point of it.

A bunch of Australian men, most likely pigs.
A bunch of Australian men, most likely pigs.

“These poor blokes obviously don’t know much at all, considering it has been proven in the court of law that 91% of the profiles on Ashely Madison belong to men,”

“I doubt any of them got a root out of it – and now they are as good as guilty”

“It’s like they have walked into a brothel and found out that there was no one working. I mean, it’s not a good look… but they still haven’t been playing up”

“I guess it comes down to a bunch of nerds that are just bitter that they could never get chicks – and they are mercilessly envious of the men out there that do”

“Let them have their cake and let them eat if they want. Fuckin’ nerds.”