Australian forgets he’s overseas and casually drops a c-bomb mid conversation

Australian forgets he’s overseas and casually drops a c-bomb mid conversation

24 October, 2016. 17:03

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact

SPEAKING CANDIDLY TO HIS NEW friends at an after-work drinks party on a New York City rooftop, Peter Michaels forgot he was in the capital of world commerce and casually dropped a c-bomb mid conversation.

“Yeah mate, I hate that new cunt in HR. I can’t wait until the prick goes cunt up at the Christmas party and makes an absolute cunt of himself in front of the board,” he said.

After letting out a nervous laugh when his colleagues clenched their jaws and looked at the ground, the 29-year-old architectural consultant suddenly realised his mistake.

He wasn’t sitting in the Breakfast Creek Hotel beer garden with the warm Brisbanese sun warming his shoulders, he was enjoying a craft beer in lower Manhattan with a group of young Americans still bitter about Bernie Sanders.

“I can’t believe he said that. In front of women as well,” said colleague Dennis.

“I know he’s Australian and, to them, that word doesn’t carry the weight it does here…”

“…but come on, man. I enjoy a laugh as much as the next guy, but saying that word so flippantly is really taboo in America.”

Dennis’ sentiments were echoed by Emily, who was also present when Mr Michaels began dropping c-bombs like he was bombing Dresden in 1945.

Raised just outside Guymon, Oklahoma, Emily hadn’t been privy to such a crass and vulgar collection of words in quite some time. Peter is the first Australian she’s met in her short, but eventful life – and the impression, she said, will stay with her for life.

“I mean, he’s a lovely guy and all, but he looked me in the eye and said, ‘He’s such a dumb cunt,’ and played it off as nothing but casual conversation. It blew my mind,” she said.

“But his accent is so hot, I love it. His blasé attitude towards life is so refreshing, I hope he keeps talking to me.”

Michaels responded to the comments made by his colleagues, asking them to grow up because he’s only here for a good time, not a long time.

12 Responses to "Australian forgets he’s overseas and casually drops a c-bomb mid conversation"

  1. Great "article"   October 24, 2016 at 4:51 pm

    This is trash

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    • Pudenda Non Grata   October 27, 2016 at 4:54 am

      Dearest commenter above at October 24, 2016 at 4:51 pm……

      Goodness gracious! Do you eat with that same mouth?

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  2. megara   October 24, 2016 at 5:55 pm

    hahaha. that’s why I love AUS. that’s why USA is such a ridiculous place. 🐭😎🐭

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    • Pudenda Non Grata   October 27, 2016 at 4:57 am

      AUS is just USA spelt sideways ya antipodean cuntribbit!

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  3. Tristan   October 25, 2016 at 12:40 am

    “Yeah mate, I hate that new cunt in HR. I can’t wait until the prick goes cunt up at the Christmas party and makes an absolute cunt of himself in front of the board,” he said. Hahahaha! Pure conversational genius and eloquence by one of our own. I love home and our people!

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  4. Bryan Penley   October 25, 2016 at 1:37 pm

    what a mad kent

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  5. Shane Ullman   October 25, 2016 at 2:44 pm

    Love it!

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  6. Andrew   October 25, 2016 at 11:59 pm

    Well, dropping the C word drinking craft beer with a bunch of hipsters in NY is almost as bad as comparing dropping the C word drinking craft beer with a bunch of hipsters in NY in the US to the bombing of Dresden by the Allies (amongst others the US) at the end of WWII in an article about political correctness and Tabus…

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  7. D Trump   October 26, 2016 at 3:16 pm

    That guy who said cunt is such a pussy

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  8. Old Codger   November 6, 2016 at 8:08 am

    What’s a cunt?

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    • Smosh   November 7, 2016 at 1:12 pm

      I have a feeling you might be one.

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  9. Jae   November 8, 2016 at 8:50 pm

    WTF!So it’s okay to call someone a dick or a prick, but not a cunt? That’s somewhat sexist! So you can use a man’s genitalia as a term of abuse, but not a woman’s? Double standards.

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