UN Confirm The Rest Of The Free World Is Going For The Cowboys; America

UN Confirm The Rest Of The Free World Is Going For The Cowboys; America

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact

In a shock decision, the United Nations [UN] has informed the rest of the planet that the North Queensland Cowboys are the ‘favourites’ ahead of the NRL Grand Final.

Speaking from New York City, a UN spokesperson agreed that the free world was behind the Cowboys because they were the biggest underdog on the day.

“Oi but,” said the UN secretary general, who asked to remain anonymous.

“If the Cowboys lose to those salary-cap-auto-fellating-cheaps, they yeah, fuck them,”

“Although, as a nice friendly bloke from Cairns… fuck the police. The next three hours are definitive.”

More to come.

[depends if Cowboys win, otherwise no more to come]

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