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A bloke who bought a bag full of work stuff to the pub is now starting to wonder if there’s anywhere he can stash it until tomorrow, when they’ve finished pissing up.

What is often used as a getaway card from any lengthy pub sessions is now turning into quite and inconvenience, as local man Josh Croucher (31) realises he’s had enough beer to keep going.

“Tubby are you still living down the street? he asks one of the boys.

“Can I leave this bag at your place?”

Josh’s mate Tubby reveals he’s moved suburbs ages ago, and that they only chose this pub because it’s got a great beer garden.

“Mate just got ask if you can put it behind the bar. I’m sure they’ll let you. Just get it tomorrow. Come on we are going out”

Josh, who is hesitant about leaving his bag with his work laptop in the hands of a 19-year-old bartender, says he might just go home for a bit – before being told to pull his head in.

“Mate don’t be an idiot. Just ask if they can hide it down with the kegs. I used to do it for people all the time when I worked at pubs”

Josh says he’s gonna have a crack, even though he’s a bit worried about losing his passport and other important documents in the bag.

MORE TO COME.

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