This Sun Has Got Some Fucking Bite, Says Nation’s Tradies

"It wouldn't be so bad if we were allowed to wear shorts. "

This Sun Has Got Some Fucking Bite, Says Nation’s Tradies

20 November, 2015 15:55

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT

With the mercury rising to upwards of forty degrees celsius in most Australian capital cities today, it has been confirmed that the entire nation’s construction industry are fucking off it.

“Fuck this shit,” says Jack Kennedy, a 27-year-old maritime carpenter.

“This is fucked,”

The surprise heatwave has rattled people right across the country, with primary schools reportedly shutting up shop for the day as students rush home to begin a heavily air-conditioned long weekend. Tradesmen around the country aren’t as lucky.

“It wouldn’t be so bad if we were allowed to wear shorts. This PPE (personal protective equipment) is fucked,”

“I may as well be out here in a fur coat,”

“Fuck she’s got some fucking bite!”

3 Responses to "This Sun Has Got Some Fucking Bite, Says Nation’s Tradies"

  1. Ricky Smith   October 7, 2016 at 6:19 pm

    Oath I’ve been workin hard waking up at the crack of dawn head outside feed me birds and its already fuckin cranking, i slip slop and slap the shit out of me face and arms and jump in me hilux already its like a god damn free steam box in there crank the shit out of the A/C get to the job site to find out im doin Roofin today with three new apprentices, I just said fuck it gave them a rough idea on what to do and fuckin just sat in the shade with an open tin can of tuna. Bloody rough day tho

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  2. Bourgeois   October 7, 2016 at 8:02 pm

    Let’s all laugh at blue collar people because they work in poor conditions. They really should have made better life choices.

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