Balmain boy proves he’s had a few too many by claiming he grew up watching AFL

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact

In a shocking new trend, middle-aged men from Sydney are starting to pretend they know, love and follow AFL.

With over seven professional rugby league clubs in a predominantly “league city”, men who would have previously supported a local NRL side are now ditching their jerseys altogether.

Ditching them for guernseys.

Young urban professional men make up the largest number of NRL fans migrating to the scarves and singlets of the Australian Football League. Many claiming they “have followed the Swannies since day dot” – in an attempt to look more “Victorian”.

One man who is as guilty as anyone, is 41-year-old construction manager, Peter Codey.

“People put shit on me because I grew up in the rugby league hotspot of inner-west Sydney. They just assume I live and breathe Wests (NRL)”

Peter Codey fits out his office with Sydney Swans merchandise, in what co-workers can only describe as an attempt to impress out of state employers.
Peter Codey fits out his office with Sydney Swans merchandise, in what co-workers can only describe as an attempt to impress out of state employers.

“What most of them don’t know is that I am a Bloods (Sydney Swans, AFL) supporter ’til death”

One of Peter’s co-worker can see straight through this facade.

Allen, a legitimate Victorian that moved to Sydney seven years ago, claims that Peter is just another “Bandwagon Fan” that got behind the Sydney Swans in the days leading up to their 2012 AFL premiership.

“When I started here, Peter was a die-hard Balmain fan (NRL) – He was still reeling from their premiership over the Cowboys in 2005 and used to bang out on about having played for them in juniors,”

“Then all of sudden he stopped talking about rugby league. I reckon it was back when the Blues didn’t win an Origin series for the better part of the decade… It became a Queenslander game,”

“This lot in Sydney just saved face by pretending they live in an AFL-state”

Allen claims that Peter often tries to “banter” with him in the office over AFL.

“He’s such a loser, he doesn’t know shit. Constantly heckling me about Geelong… Mate, he doesn’t even know who Barry Hall is,”

“It’s because these crumbs in Sydney think they look more cultured by following the AFL… It’s all an act to impress our Western Australian bosses,”

However, Peter claims that his family have been die-hard Swannies fans since the club relocated from South Melbourne to Sydney in the early 80’s.

“I don’t really keep up with league anymore, hey. It’s a bit too low-brow for me nowadays. I love footy,”

“I love the Swannies so much, aye. Jack Keiran, Adam Goode, Budgie Franklin. That’s my team”

7 Responses to "Balmain boy proves he’s had a few too many by claiming he grew up watching AFL"

  1. Dianne Sharpe   April 2, 2015 at 5:35 pm

    that pic is so photoshopped lol.

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    • Red   April 4, 2015 at 8:45 am

      No way!

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  2. Charlie   February 5, 2016 at 9:26 pm

    Is AFL even a sport? Bunch of overpaid tattooed bogans running around slapping each other on the bum… Actually that sounds a bit like rugby league too.

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  3. Jason   June 14, 2016 at 1:40 pm

    I’m sick of hearing these swans fans shouting from there bandwagon, if they where real AFL fans they’d go for clubs like StKilda, Richmond, Western Bulldogs, Carlton or even Freo, the clubs that have no chance of ever winning another flag. If the want be a REAL AFL supporter pick Essendon, that way they can endlessly complain about being call drug cheats.

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  4. The Truth   June 14, 2016 at 4:12 pm

    Victorians have no identity without AFL. It is un-NSW to even watch a game let alone have a team. Anyone from Sydney who supports an Aussie Rules team needs to give themselves an uppercut.

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  5. John Phillips   June 14, 2016 at 5:35 pm

    Photo shopped Dianne Sharpe? Is that BECAUSE of the Buddy Franklin signed item on the wall that if you look closely the signature says ‘ Sample Signature ‘ Lol Thats the image before he signs> 🙂

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