“Ssssh” Sussan Ley Says To Party Member Who Asks How She Stays So Tanned In Canberra

“Ssssh” Sussan Ley Says To Party Member Who Asks How She Stays So Tanned In Canberra

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While pushing and shoving at the trough this morning, Sussan Ley MP has told several parliamentarians to mind their own business.

When squealed at as to how she manages to maintain a year-round tropical sun tan between her time in the nation’s capital of Canberra, ACT and her home electorate of Farrer, in Southern New South Wales – Mrs Ley said it helps when you find reason to travel to the Gold Coast thirty-seven times in 12 months.

But, other than that, everyone else should mind their own business. Unless, of course, they are looking for somewhere to rent on the Gold Coast.

“I’m up there so much for tax-payer funded travel that I bought a place. The socialists won’t like it but that’s because I’m going up there for work. And they hate work”

“There’s plenty of reasons the health minister needs to visit the Gold Coast”

“Namely to see the affect that UV rays have on human skin. It was basically research”

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