New Office Employee Begins Search For ‘420-Friendly’ Co-Workers

New Office Employee Begins Search For ‘420-Friendly’ Co-Workers

1 December, 2015 11:45


Benjamin Harvey, a newly hired graphic designer at Corporate Signage Australia, has embarked on his low-key yet persistent search for fellow employees who may share similar interests to him.

“Brisbane is boring enough as it is. I only just moved here and I need to know where ‘my people’ are at,” says Mr Harvey with a sinister grin.


“In an office of 45 people, I don’t imagine it’ll be hard to find a fellow blazer,”

“The easiest way to source out my 420-brethren is through music,”

“I’ll ‘accidentally’ pull my headphones out from my desktop and let the entire office hear a sample of my spotify playlist.

“I’m thinking Cypress Hill… That should bring a few of them out of the wood-work”

Mr Harvey says that making friends with fellow marijuana-enthusiasts isn’t usually a top priority for him in the workplace, but with an incredibly social atmosphere at Corporate Signage, he really needs to find some his ‘fam’.

“Usually I am happy to live my life outside of work. But this place is pretty ‘cliquey’… and I sure as fuck am not interested in talking about Alexandra’s teenage sons,”

Having recently moved from North-New South Wales, Benjamin says sparking a relationship with an office green fiend would immensely help him outside of work as well.

“I’m new to Brisbane… I don’t know where to get on yet,”

“Plus, it’s always good to have a bit of 420 fam inside an office full of suburban dorks,”

“Pick it, pack it, fiirre it up… Come along,”