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TROMSØ, NORWAY (AAP) –
The wife of a prominent religious figure has been airlifted to hospital from the remote region of Lapland, within the Scandinavian Arctic Circle. It is reported that the patient, known for her international philanthropy, was struck down by severe stomach cramps and is confirmed to be emotionally exhausted.
It is believed Mrs. Claus was found by in a state distress by a stablehand in her North Pole home.
“She’s been flat out,” says a close friend of the family, Zwarte Piet also known as ‘Black Pete’.
“She was just worn out by a heavy Christmas period,”
“I can’t imagine Saint Nick was very sympathetic to her condition. He just wanted help emptying his sack,”