Man Driving 2014 Falcon With Suspiciously Large Antenna Apparently ‘Chasing Eccies’

"Do you know anywhere I would be able to purchase up to 13 and a half tablets of eccie?"

Man Driving 2014 Falcon With Suspiciously Large Antenna Apparently ‘Chasing Eccies’

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A caucasian male, driving a run-of-the-mill 2014 Ford Falcon XT with no notable modifications other than an extremely large antenna, is apparently looking to purchase ecstasy.

While using notably outdated street lingo, the man, who claims to go by the name of ‘Jimmy’ has asked if anyone knows where he can buy some ‘eccie’.

“Yeah. Keen to get on the pep-up tablets. Me and my mates are going night-clubbing” he says while chewing gum.

“Do you know anywhere I would be able to purchase up to 13 and a half tablets of eccie?”

“I’m going to need a little bit more than the state legislated amount that would quantify personal use”

With most people he’s approaching being dissuading to further engage with him due to his suspicious New Balance sneakers and denim shorts, Jimmy decides to make a quick phone call on his Motorola XTS5000 Model II VHF walkie talkie, before jumping back into his car.

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