November 18, 2015. 8:49
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
Despite learning that he definitely is “not her type” – Luke Spilsbury, 34, says he will go ahead with his original plans of trying to root the woman he just met through mutual friends at a local barbecue in South Betoota.
Just under 45 minutes ago, Mr Spilsbury was informed by his best mate’s girlfriend that the short-haired woman he has been staring at from across the backyard was a full-blown lesbian.
“Yeah, it’s definitely a hurdle,” Spilsbury told The Betoota Advocate as he continue staring at the 28-year-old homosexual woman by the name of Sonia.
“But she’s definitely the hottest bird here. I’d be stupid to not a have a crack…”
“She might be into threesomes or some shit,”
Sarah, the mutual friend that is shared by both Luke and Sonia, says Luke has no fucking chance.
“She didn’t spend five years pretending to enjoy dating guys, only to finally come out, and then randomly go home with a guy at a low-key afternoon barbecue,”
“Luke is delusional. He’s watched way too much porn,”
“I think as a general rule, lesbians tend to enjoy being with other lesbians. Not horny 30-year-old guys who think they can ‘turn them’ back to men”